Ahhhh. When you are a couple, and the subject of a blind item, what is the first thing that runs through your mind? No, not suing Ted C. We are talking about one of my blind items. Obviously, the first thing you want to do is go get married. Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams allegedly have married. According to this article in the NY Post, they were spotted wearing wedding rings. Well, a photo would be nice. How come, we have to go to a UK newspaper (until they give me a license to use their photos, I am not going to say their name) to get a photo of the two wearing wedding bands? Perhaps the NY Post would like to spend a few bucks and pay Splash for the photos? What is the difference between photographing underage girls and kiddy porn? Well if you are Joe Francis, you probably will want to make that difference clear. Being convicted of laws designed to prevent the sexual exploitation of minors and only getting probation and community service seems like a slap on the wrist. Unlike what the tabloids are saying, I think this is the guy that drove Lindsay into rehab not James Franco.