Wednesday, January 17, 2007

It is good to be back to normal today. It seems like I have spent the past few days rushing around and it is nice to just sit back and see what is going on in the world of gossip. I also think that the days immediately after an award show generally bring out some new couples who hooked up on award show night and who might otherwise never have met or had the chance to get together. When you put a bunch of drunk, fairly attractive people in a hotel for 12 hours you never know what will happen. Over the next few days though we will get an idea of some of the things that happened.


So, with that lead in you would think that I am going to talk about some new celebrity couple or how Justin and Cameron avoided each other at the Globes. Nope, there is only one thing on my mind and it is the All-Star Amazing Race because Cha-Cha-Cha is coming back. Those Prada loving gays who always put shopping before the race itself are coming back in addition to 10 other teams from various seasons. The only other returning team that I like are Kevin and Drew the two bald headed guys from the first season. When this race was first announced I had a bunch of teams I wanted to see but I guess Mr. Bruckheimer did not see it the same way I did.


Most of the time when someone says there is a sex tape. It is all a bunch of crap. However, when Lindsay Lohan and her new convicted, underage sex peddling boyfriend Joe Francis get done shacking up, I would expect nothing less than several sex tapes featuring Lindsay Lohan with her new, convicted, underage sex peddling boyfriend, or one of the fifty thousand other t-shirt lifting girls he can convince to come back to his place which will be released over the next several years. Each tape will either be sold separately or with a t-shirt captioned "Can you believe Lindsay went out with me knowing what I do for a living?"

MSNBC is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again. They are wrong. Hopefully that means they are wrong about Man-hands cooking a homemade Mexican meal for Stavros. Can you actually see Paris Hilton in a kitchen cooking something that is designed for eating? What she did was hire a cook and had the cook make it at Paris' home. ergo, homemade cooking. Either way I do not want to eat anything made at her house. Seriously.

Mark Philippoussis is an Australian tennis player(aka The Scud). He is about to pull of the American Pie double. What exactly is that you ask? Well he has hooked up with Tara Reid in the past and now is all over Shannon Elizabeth. Now, with Tara and Shannon both in Australia at the same time, the true feat would be the American Pie sandwich.
You know you have had one too many to drink, when Pete Doherty looks more sober than you. Kate Moss is setting an excellent example for her boyfriend and her kid. Happy Birthday Kate!!



Jennifer Garner rants about Britney and Paris not wearing any panties. Well, if she is looking for some, it looked like she was making Ben wear them the other night.



Bai Ling does not care who she has sex with or what gender they are. That is a real shocker. Just look at some of the people she has gone out with lately. Now she gets the chance to bring her unique set of skills to the set of Lost. Judging by what I saw the other night, they could use a little pick me up.


It has been awhile since I last linked to celebrity.org.au but unlike myself, they can actually write well. In addition to some scathing fashion police type writing about the Golden Globes, they also have the Paris Hilton celebrity quiz which is too cool.


Michael Jackson wants to sell his ranch to the aliens.

15 comments:

jcolette said...

Angelina Sucks! I am glad to hear that they werent treated like "royalty" brad dropped off my list when he started dating her...she is such a fake. she goes form lesbian, to goth freak carrying a vile of blood around her neck to "profess her love..." to humanitarian goddess...PLEEEZZZZ she cant make uo her mind as to what she wants to be. She chose brad to i think to up her "imsge" of being some hard core bitch (she like to play that up) and act better than everyone else... but really is just a black widow spider. I am thrilled that she looked like shit in that dress with her manly vain popping out her head (Did you see that---GROSSSSSS :)...and brad looks horrible as well...
why were they there? to up their "bradgelina" image...whatever i could go on and on about my dislike for this couple.
THEY SUCK.

Flyover Accountant said...

I get the biggest kick out of reading this blog! Living vicariously through all this Tinseltown stuff is probably more fun than the real thing. Although it would be fun to get all dressed up and be a fly on the wall....

Keep it coming, and thank you!

WTF said...

jcollette--you are crazy. Angelina looked beautiful as usual. That dress was simple and elegent, her hair was divine. She tried to defer to Brad during Ryan's stupid interview since it was HIS night, HIS award, HIS movie. Seriously I realize Ryan isn't a real journalist but asking about how many kids they are going to have and what they had for breakfast? instead of talking about Babel or even movies in production?? what a moron. She was justified in looking horrified. The rest of your comments?? Please. We all go through stages as we age.

Anonymous said...

I agree fully with jcollette. Angelina is a bitch, who takes her stupid acting job a bit too serious. Skilled actors and actresses are on the stage, doing live performances--in movies they can have up to 100 takes to get a scene right. She should be thankful that she has a famous father, or she would be given it up a the local strip club.

jcolette said...

Thnaks anonymous!!! I happen to like my opinion very much!!

Anonymous said...

You need to hyphenate. It's "underage-sex-peddling". The way it's written sounds like Joe Francis is underage--and that's just his brain.

Anonymous said...

Apparently you do like your opinion very much, as you have posted it twice in different comment sections.

Either she poops rainbows and honey or she is the Elizabeth Bathory of Hollywood men.
Does it really matter so much to everyone?

Anonymous said...

Isn't there a blind item about a wife catching her husband in the basement trying on her panties, etc? I don't remember where I read that, but reading the comments from ENT lawyer about Jennifer Garner, the panties some girls aren't wearing and that maybe she was making her hubby wear those panties that night reminded me of that blind item. HMMMMMMM.....very interesting especially seeing how he just looked like he was sucking lemons all night and by the way.....so did Jolie.................she is stuck up and Affleck just thinks his life sucks. They both need to get over themselves.........

Jolie's recent comments about her little Brangelina Blobbette are in line with how I think she REALLY is. She adopted cultural kids for 'show' and Shiloh really 'tells' what it is really about with her.

drcocks said...

Oh good to see our "blog mom" is still correcting punctuation, grammar, spelling, etc. This is a gossip blog, who gives a shit about all that but you?

Anonymous said...

ENT whats the real deal between Britney and the new guy? Is it all a publicity stunt? i've heard through the grapevine that he's gay.

ambersumiko said...

jcolette.. I agree, I've never really thought of her as 'fake', but yeah, what you're saying makes sense. How can she go from fucking in a limo, and hanging a vile of blood around your neck to being/or seeming so classy and adopting children left and right. I'm not saying she's a bad person, maybe she's changed? But usually doing a 180 from yourself happens when you're very young.. who knows.

Anonymous said...

JColette

lmao

no one cares wat u fink least of all Angie....

so stop getin yr panties in a bunch over people that will never even know of yr existence.

Bitch all u want its a free country but rants like that jus make u seem desperate and jealous maybe?

Angie has a good life now, no matter wat she has done, will do or say...

Virgo74 said...

I think that Lindsay is getting a bad rap. So what she was seen with this multi-million dollar dude!! I have not heard that he was arrested for underage sex peddling. Now, if she was 16 and she was seen with R. Kelly, well.....

Leave Brit alone!! If she wants to drink on an empty stomach and vomit all over her date (nasty ass) then so be it. I really don't think she is pregnant and so they need to leave it alone. Leave her alone and let her make her CD, which was leaked on I think it was, Popsugar, they have one cut off of it called "Fedup". It sounds like Britney. Maybe ENTL can enlighten us on the leaked single.

Who cares about this tennis player? Who is he again?

Jennifer Garner has an opinion!! It seems like everyone and their mother has an opinion about those two going pantiless. Who really cares what she thinks? Why do they even blow her up? I did not like Alias, I did not care for the flop "Elektra", nor "13 Going on 30". I think that we focus way too much on those who have either no talent or barely have talent and make them a big focus. Focus on Jennifer Hudson's outstanding performance in "Dreamgirls", or Will Smith and his little brother Jada, someone who actually has talent, appreciates their fan base, and gives you your moneys' worth.

Oh, and ENTL, Paris does cook!! Ole Man Hands cooked lasgna for a family on one of the Simple Life episodes. With all those damn animals in her house, I would not a damn thing in her crib.

Virgo74 said...

Sorry!!! I meant to say that I would not eat a damn thing that comes out of her crib. Brain working too fast.

hez said...

Ooh, I love TAR as well, Ent! Maybe we can make some Jiffy Pop and watch it together... (Or maybe we should audition to be one of the teams!! There's one combination they haven't had yet: "gossip blogger and obsessed fan")

So who do you think should be on All Stars, since you say you've thought about it? I actually liked Romber (how he was always saying "Look at her go!" and "That's my girl!" -- that's what our team would be like, right?), but maybe that's just me.