Thursday, January 18, 2007

Later today will be your last chance to guess at the 12 blind items that will be revealed tomorrow. They are all from November and December. Next month I will reveal some blind items from January. The 12 are in addition to the two I already gave you yesterday. BTW, how many has Ted C over at E revealed over the years?

So we are going to let Lindsay just be Lindsay for a few days and just let all these "insider" details about her intervention and her "final hours" and other things just blow over. The only thing I will say is that if this Star story is true, and that is a big if, then it is sad that the intervention was done by studio executives and not her own mom. I also have to question the wisdom of letting someone leave for 10 or 12 hours a day from rehab to film a movie and expect them to return on nights and weekends. The reason I say if the story is true is because insurance issues are usually dealt with before production begins and this article seems to indicate filming had begun already. I am also linking to the story because Dina's quote is just not right, and sounds like mom and Lindsay should be roommates.

As predicted yesterday, we have our first drunk fueled coupling from the Golden Globes. Siena Miller found someone to demonstrate her sex scene with, and the lucky winner is Josh Hartnett. Congratulations Josh!!

I believe I told everyone yesterday that Britney Spears was not pregnant, and now her publicist (yes, they lie often) has confirmed the fact that she is not pregnant. For those of you who think I never say a bad word about her, let me say that I am not 100% convinced about the peanut butter/vomit thing. That was a ton of peanut butter. I am going to stick with vomit on that one.

I may be waaaaay out on a limb here, but regardless of what the National Enquirer says, I do NOT think Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are getting married anytime soon, let alone the spring. In fact, I am going to go the opposite direction and say they are more likely to break up than get married. The reason this story really stinks is that he has allegedly popped the question. Vanessa was in front of the world Monday night which would have been a great time to show off a new ring. Nothing, nada, zilch.

"Hi, my name is Pete Doherty and I sling the best B.S. in the world. I live off the earnings of a famous fashion model. I am a barely adequate singer and I do a tremendous amount of drugs. I have been arrested countless times for drugs in the past year, but a judge today told me I was doing a great job trying to get clean."

So, you are getting divorced from the man you thought you would be with forever. You were so confident of your love that you allowed JC Penney to use your wedding photos for their new ad campaign. Now, you will be forced to see your wedding day over and over again on television and billboards and newspapers. You will also be further shamed because JC Penney were the only takers for the pics. On a personal note, Emilie looked crushed on Monday night.

The following story should remind everyone of a few things. #1 is that with the exception of Lindsay it is a pretty slow gossip day which is why I am going to link to a Teri Hatcher story. #2 is that her new boyfriend is one ugly dude. #3 is that the ugly dude once dated Eva Longoria showing everyone that she has in fact dated every guy in Hollywood who asked her out, and some that didn't. BTW for an ugly guy dressed like a cat burglar he does not look too happy about being with Teri.

22 comments:

Femme Cafe said...

I like the new pop up window for comments Ent.... its so much better coz you still have the story to look at...

No one believes the Brit peanut/vomit story.... it was def vomit.... I'm glad she's not sperminated.... her two kids have K-Fed as the better parent right now...... no need for a 3rd who's baby father she might not have known....

*waits eagerly for the 12 reveals*

Anonymous said...

BTW, how many has Ted C over at E revealed over the years?"

He can't because if he does, he and E will get sued. Plus, does he make up some of those items? Hmm. I still want to know who the heck Toothy Tile is. Is it Jake? Or did it start off being Jake and it ended up being a composite of different people?

cindie said...

I don't buy the whole peanut butter story either. Really, who keeps peanut butter in their pockets?!?! But I also don't think Brit is pregs again. Maybe she was giving him a bj and got sick. I'm sure it's happened to someone before.

I would think Nick Lachey would be all the more wiser about marriage this time around, so I hope this story isn't true. I like the guy and am on his team, but I don't think he should get married again so soon after his divorce.

I don't like the pop up comment window, but you can't please everyone. :)

Anonymous said...

And please, if you get pregnant it doesn't mean you STAY pregnant. There is such a thing as abortion you know.

WTF said...

But when is she going to stop whoring around? And what's the deal with JJ?

Anonymous said...

I like the pop up window. It can be made full screen for those who don't like it. Otherwise it serves the purpose of letting us be able to see the story without having to change screens.

That said, I just wanted to give props to EL for an entertaining and informative website. It's my #1.

Anonymous said...

Be Adequite! says I like the new window format too...
Alright EL, what is your deal with Eva Longoria? Not a fan either, I read your Golden Globe comments about her, but we want more! Pretty girl but she seems like she'd be pretty snarky...also does she constantly cheat on T Parker like reports claim? Fool if she does!

hez said...

Ent, baby, you're the man.

But, damn you! The idea of you in a tux has made me totally useless at work most of this week.

(I'm betting the suit wasn't a rental)

Anonymous said...

Has EL every revealed any blinds from November?

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad that the reveals will finally be tomorrow. maybe I can get some work done. Searching all day for links and photos, I'm starting to fuse to my leather chair.

fo real said...

at first I did not like the pop up window but now that is it gone I like the idea. It's great to be able to flip back and forth

cant want for friday!

Jess said...

the only BI i can ever recall ted revealing is the one about lance and reichen after lance came out.

yay! for friday!!!

Anonymous said...

FOr the record I like the pop up window.

And I don't understand how someone like Pete Doherty can be so damn lucky.

Robert said...

you don't have to flip back and forth between the two.. click on the link at the top that says "show original post"

Anonymous said...

1. Ted has at least revealed 3 items that I can recall (Lance,
Britney and Sigourney W.). Why ask at all?

2. I understand that all the world needs to make fun of Pete Doherty's ARRESTS. But please stay off territory that you clearly don't know how to research. The sun is hardly as reliable a source as star (or make that the NE) is. Therefore are your comments about him completely off. It was annoying to read the old story of his gay escort experience repeated here in a completely wrong way. Especially as it never happened. They (the libertines) have more or less brought up the story themselves and it can be read in their (official) biography. Which marks the next point where you're wrong: I highly doubt that there are many "artists" in this world who can sing as well as Pete does. His problem is more in being coherent enough to realize what he's supposed to do in the few cases somebody manages to drag him to a scheduled gig. It's just his current band that are - well - shambles. Listen into the libertines and maybe it'll dawn on you what that guy originally did to become famous enough to get introduced to Kate Moss. As to his living off her? Complete BS. And maybe that's the reason they continue to stick together. He's not very materialistic and the funding of his drugs are very well known, which seems to be all he ever cared for!

3. It has given me a headache (despite the fun this blog is - not in the least due to the commenters) when you claimed to have found yourself for 5 years in the 90's in London and described the concerts in the Virgin Mega store. Please, stay away from stuff in the UK, coz that Mega store only exists since 2004 (or something close to that). It used to be Tower Records. Research around the globe might be easier for people in Europe, so please, don't ruin your own blog by making it clear you just read the internet for research. (And in case of the sun the most made-up-story-source you could possibly find.)

Anonymous said...

Hey anon. 1:59, Pete was a gay escort?

BTW I love him and Kate but I wish he would get off the drugs and use his talent!

Anonymous said...

what was the blind item that Ted revealed about Britney??

Anonymous said...

If you don't like the pop-up feature, you can just right-click and open it as a new tab or window.

Anonymous said...

To anon 3.02:
No, but ENT's BI with the cat (9 lifes) from 01/09 clearly alleged that he was. He even put Kate's photo below his rehash on 01/12. It just pisses me off when stuff that is soooo widely known gets completely distorted.
Carl & Pete have told that story many times themselves. Leaving it in the open which one of them was actually in that situation (being offered money - not doing the deed!). Common guesses have always been it was Carl (by far the prettier of the 2). It was back in the early 90's when they were trying to break through with the libertines. It's just one of the things that the sun keeps dragging out - pointing to the wrong libertine, as Pete's got more tabloid exposure these days.


anon 3.03: ted 02/24/06.
On valentine's day k-fed didn't even show up & britney openly cried in a retail store.

hez said...

Re: Teri Hatcher's fug boyf -- who in God's name would wear a man-snood to the Golden Globes? I mean, really! That just degrades us all.

(Translation for my fellow Canadians: "Dude, what's the deal with the toque?")

Anonymous said...

i love that teri hatcher's 'sexy boyfriend' used to play a houeskeeper/servant on 'general hospital' - the same show that eva longorias ex husband tyler christopher is on.
OH Em GEE!
*sally*

Eli said...

OMG, I threw up a little after reading the Sienna Miller/Josh Hartnett hookup!! I loved Sienna on "Keen Eddy" but the girl went insane last year and I can barely stand to look at her now!! It's really a shame. I'm not a huge fan of Josh and he could prolly fall off the face of the earth and I would never notice but no one deserved the apeshit retardation that Sienna is going to bring into his life. All I can say is, I hope she was at least a good lay.