Wednesday, January 10, 2007

People’s Choice Awards Special

I have been waiting for this day so I could have a theme of sorts. All of the people involved either were nominated themselves or are/were involved with a show that is nominated. That was the standard I was going to stick to. BUT then something happened at lunch yesterday and I said to myself, I can expand this to things that happen on the day of or even the night of the People’s Choice Awards. Had to expand because this item was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.

Going back to the earlier post today. I used the Burbank Holiday Inn as a link for a risque photo of she who must not be named. Imagine a couple in Toledo getting tickets to Jay Leno and looking for hotels close by. They love those Holiday Inns and so they Google Holiday Inn Burbank and see a link for something entitled the nether regions of said hotel. Click on it and at least one of them will make a remark about how LA hotels really are different.

Anyway, so at lunch yesterday. Popular place, but nothing outrageous or pretentious about it. A few celebrities were there and this particular B actor(movie and television) was in a corner being friendly with his date. VERY friendly. The kind of friendly where you know that this is date 1 or 2. The kind of friendly where she did not bother to wear much on top or bottom. The kind of friendly where this was just the start of something that was going to continue long into the afternoon. They were definitely getting their groove on. I had no reason to suspect what was going to happen next because I did not know he was married. I just thought he was enjoying being someone. A waiter interrupted their groping/petting at one point to whisper something into the actor’s ear which was unintelligible. However, he stood up quickly and said "My wife?" He grabbed the girl, pulled her up from her chair and dragged her out the back door of the place in about 15 seconds. I really did not think someone could move that fast. At about the time the laughter died around us, a woman I did not recognize, but presumably is his wife came through the front door with two of her friends, and the entire place, en masse kind of shifted to look, looked, and then went back to what they were doing. Only in LA.


This B list actor is starting to ride high. He has been in the business since he was a toddler but has just started to change everyone’s perceptions about him. He is loving life right now and in his mind things could not get any better. In addition to acting, he owns his own company with two of his friends. Moving from one project to the next and his rise up the ladder caught the eye of a still teenage C list actress on the way up. She has always moved from one guest spot to the next and always finds someone to sleep with at each of these stops. Whatever she is doing is working. Instead of one off guest spots, she is starting to get some multi-episode jobs from her grateful previous co-stars. She used our actor to gain a couple of film roles and now wants to move on. She is tired of sleeping over at his place, pretending to still like him and making small talk like she still cares. She has larger fish now to find in the film world. He is crazy about her, knows nothing of her past, and would be crushed to learn that she is using him and his name and is counting down the days until production starts on her new film next month. Thanks to his help, it is her biggest role yet and should vault her to the B list. But for him there will not be that fairy tale ending.

This actress has had her ups and downs and been big and small in her television and film career. On her current hit show, all of the cast and crew have tried to play cupid, but to no avail. Although she was recognized in the past, nothing prepared her for what she is going through now. Previously, even when on a popular show she was able to be with her female lovers in public, but that is no longer possible. Instead she goes on a blind date with a guy and finds something wrong. She then delays as long as possible before being set up again. She longs for her old life where she did not have to hide. She used to have a long distance beard but that ended when her relationship with her ex girlfriend ended. She wants to come out but is afraid despite the fact that real life and fiction are not always so different.

83 comments:

David said...

Jeremy Piven for the guy?

Anonymous said...

For some reason, the last one makes me think Teri Hatcher.

David said...

Piven for the B-list actor on the way up, not the married guy (of course)

miss said...

actress -mischa barton?

miss said...

actress -mischa barton?

Anonymous said...

Bradley Cooper

drcocks said...

I thought Jeremy Piven was gay. Oh well, is the gay actress the red head from Sex and the City?

Anonymous said...

James Woods/Ashley Madison?

Anonymous said...

bradley cooper married jennifer esposito. so its not bradley

Anonymous said...

Jorja Fox from CSI for the gay actress? She was on an episode of the "Ellen" sitcom...clue about real life not being different from fiction?

Kelly

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt for the last one.

Anonymous said...

I think the married guy is taye diggs, assuming getting their groove on is talking about how stella got their groove back. Also his wife Idina Menzel is semi-famous, but not as much as he is.

dorienne said...

Hmmm, I'd say America Ferrara from the "current hit show" Ugly Betty for #3...she's nominated for a Golden Globe, so she's on the list that EntL specified for this post...

"big and small" - she was in Real Women Have Curves...and her larger size has often been one of the defining characteristics in the roles that she plays

"real life and fiction" Ugly Betty takes place at a magazine...

that's all I gots y'all...more.coffee.needed.

Anonymous said...

why does lohan always pop into mind?

Anonymous said...

Piven for #2

spressogrl said...

This line seems a bit odd to me...
"VERY friendly. The kind of friendly where you know that this is date 1 or 2."

Anonymous said...

What about Fez - that Wilmer Valderrama guy? He co-owns three restaurants: Dolce, The Lodge, and Geisha House with some people from that 70s Show and he also has that Yo Momma show, that he created and produced. So he would be in a position to help a C-lister. Plus he is starting to "change people's perceptions" as he is doing film roles now - CHiPs (2007)& Unaccompanied Minors (2006).

Anonymous said...

In real life fact and fiction are not all that different?

This has got to be someone from the L Word, I would guess Jennifer Beals.

t13nif said...

Jennifer Beals is married--and from what i saw one day on set, she is quite horny with her hubby....

Anonymous said...

Taye Diggs for the married man...besides the "groove" part, I've personally witnessed his groping/petting of someone other than his wife. Plus, most people don't know he's married.

Anonymous said...

Taye Diggs for the married man...besides the "groove" part, I've personally witnessed his groping/petting of someone other than his wife. Plus, most people don't know he's married.

Anonymous said...

what about elijiah woods for the actor being used? becuase he was "flying high" when he was little he was in radio flyer... im not sure about about the company he owns tho...

nat

Anonymous said...

what about Hayden Panettiere for the girl using him?

nat

ms_wonderland said...

The L Word would be a good fit for the last one, but would any of those actresses be recognised whereever they go? Apart form jennifer Beals, who is married, the only other 'name' in the cast is Pam Grier, who had been around a long time and never married.

I'm pretty sure though that #4 is Teri Hatcher. She's incredibly recognisable, the career has been big (Superman/DH) and small (all the rest). Small reminds me of Smallville. She also had that 5-minute thing with George Clooney, probably set up by 'cast and crew'.

ms_wonderland said...

The B list actor isn't Elijah Wood. True, he does own a company (Simian Records) and he's been in the business since he was a toddler. (the toddler thing rules out Jeremy Piven.)

He does have a gf/possible beard who is older than him, and no sniff of a teenage actress that he is smitten with.

The only teenage actress I can come up with is Hilary Duff (19), who has done loads of guest spots. Her last bf is Joel Madden, who is not a B list ator.