Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Sometimes you hear about something and you just do not even know where to begin. Nevermind, I guess we will start at the beginning. See, there is this singer/actress who has had a bit of a drug problem in the past. Perhaps she has kicked it, and perhaps not. While visiting the UK recently she met an actor who is A-list in the UK, but no one has heard of here although he is in one of the year's biggest hits. He was so enamored of his little doll that he followed her back to LA. She was flattered and loved the attention. He began telling her of his special needs in regards to sex. Think KK video and you will get the idea. Although she did not find it appealing, she was flattered that he wanted to do it with her and so she agreed. UNTIL she found out that while in LA and not seeing her, he was finding some women who accept money for those kinds of things and doing it with them. Serious bonus points for getting his name.

Now, I understand some blogs do not have the sources or capabilities to actually come up with blind items that are true. But it seems to me, this blog (Not Perez) could do much better than trashing celebrities simply because they had a falling out with one of their employees. This blog has a habit of making up blind items about a celebrity which are in reality nasty things they want to say about an ex-employee. They throw out a question mark to make the celebrity balk at suing, and instead make sure all the remaining staff get a forced laugh and a taste of what will happen if they decide to leave.

What happens when you are at a nightclub and think you are the shit, but no one is paying any attention to you? What happens when you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any consequences? Well this Seinfeld reference decided to take matters into her own hands. An A-list model was dancing on a four foot high stage and drawing the attention of the entire nightclub not only with her beauty but in the way she was dancing. This did not sit well with our spoiled princess and so she pushed the model off the stage and down to the floor. It was only because she happened to land on someone that she avoided a possible career ending injury. Those who saw what happened began to boo at the princess, but she was so into herself that she did not even care. She did not really dance, she just kind of did red carpet pose after red carpet pose. She was loving herself even more than normal. The only problem in her little plan was that the model and the owner of the club are really close so the next thing you know, the princess was yanked from the stage and shown the door. The crowd went crazy and all waved buh bye.

91 comments:

Anonymous said...

Courtney Love/Steve Coogan for #1

Anonymous said...

old "man hands" for #3 - but who is the A list model?

Anonymous said...

Paris HIlton #3. She is notoriously reported pushing singers off small stages so she can lip sync one of her songs.

Anonymous said...

Paris HIlton #3. She is notoriously reported pushing singers off small stages so she can lip sync one of her songs.

Anonymous said...

What's a "KK video"?

bmini said...

I agree that 3 is Paris. Princess is close to hieress, she took matters into her own hands = manhands. Courtney Love for #1?

Anonymous said...

#3 is about kim stewart and harry morton hooking up at a paris hilton party...

bmini said...

anon @ 12:12 I don't understand... who is the A-list model in your guess? Also the BI doesn't say anything about a hook up.

Anonymous said...

Courters and Coogan.

Anonymous said...

KK is Kim Kardashian (pee tape)

Rachel said...

whoa, the second one, I read it 3 times thinking you were speaking of your own blog. lord! you had me going and very confused! =)
dammit, though I watch it every night, I cannot think of any seinfeld women for the life of me. BAHAhahahaha, just read everyone elses comments on the 'man hand' reference and that is hilarious. good call. dead on. I was thinking Paris as well, but couldn't figure out what she had to do w/ Seinfeld. Nice, EntL!!

Anonymous said...

I agree with Courtney and Coogan. Especially with the "doll" reference (Dollparts song title).

Love Steve Coogan tho, even tho he might have a liking for golden showers...hahaha. yuck.

I have heard rumblings about them elsewhere.

LOVE U EL! You have great taste is music too! A Smith's reunion would be tooo much!

lily said...

List of Seinfeld references to real people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_references_to_actual_people

michele said...

o.k., it's settled Paris for 3, let's move on

JMo said...

#1 is Courtney Love. She had two songs with "doll" in them when she was playing with Hole (Babydoll and Doll Parts)

lily said...

I agree with Courtney, but not so sure about Paris. The Seinfeld reference doesn't seem to fit.

carolinec said...

1. Courtney Love?
2. E! Online - Ted C.
3. Paris

hmmmmmm.....

hez said...

Kids, don't overthink!
Seinfeld reference = man hands!

For the blog in #2, Ted C?

Anonymous said...

Lilly, elle macpherson is the only a-list model I could find on that list, but she seems older than who I would expect.
Steve Coogan makes sense for #1 since he was in night at the museum.

Anonymous said...

Hez, I get it now. Thanks.

Libby said...

I agree it's Paris, but she is too young to have been referenced on 'Seinfeld'--but wasn't there a character with 'man hands'? Nice work on the Courtney Love guess! And thanks for decoding KK for us slower types--you guys are the best!Of course hez beats me to it!

JumpinJewess said...

Another vote in support of Courtney Love - "nevermind" is the name of the famous Nirvana album.

michele said...

#1 has to be Courney, el says nevermind, which is a reference to Nirvana's "Nevermind" and jmo pointed out the doll references.

michele said...

sorry, guess we were thinking the same thing at the same time jumpinjewess

JMo said...

could #3 be Hillary Duff....wasn't she in that Cinderella movie?

Anonymous said...

i really dont understand BI #2....

JMo said...

I pulled up IMDB and Paris was the first name to pop up...there are three "princess" references

michele said...

i thought we had
#1 Courtney
#2 ??
#3 Paris

Anonymous said...

Cindy Crawford's husband - Rande Gerber - owns nightclubs.

Anonymous said...

The guy in #1, Robbie Williams.

~meko

JMo said...

#2 has to be Ted. Everything he writes ends up with a question mark.

http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/?uuid=99c8c485-e879-4c70-84e6-e4fc2eef1401

michele said...

In August 2005, tabloid papers such as News of the World began reporting that Love became pregnant during an affair with British actor and comedian Steve Coogan. Coogan's spokeswoman, alongside Love's publicists, have discredited the story as "nonsense". [28]

from imbd.com

michele said...

i'm not sure if it's coogan unless 2005 is considered recently??

JMo said...

Nice work Michele!

Do we have any idea about the model?

Anonymous said...

#2 - Nah, Ted has sources. Think it's a less legit blog. Maybe TMZ.
Juju

Anonymous said...

Does tmz do their own blind items though? Usually they just reiterate Page Six. Same with the other ones I read.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who still does not understand all the double talk of the #2 BI. I don't understand the constant use of the word "employee's".

Totally agree that Paris is self center enough to push someone off stage...

Anonymous said...

Seems as though the consensus is Paris... adding fuel to that fire..she was called "man hands" by Perez (I think it was him)

Anonymous said...

Ted Casablanca has a beef with Ryan Seacrest, who also works for E!.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Robbie Williams dating Michelle Trachtenberg?

Penny Lame said...

Sorry, but Ted doesn't make sense for number two. It says 'their employees', which means someone who works for the person putting up the blind items, not 'their colleague'.

Cari F. said...

Maybe #2 is something like Gawker or Defamer. Those sites are not one man shows - they have actual employees.

Totally agree with Courtney & the Heirhead.

Anonymous said...

#3 has nothing to do with "man hands". It refers to the unique dance moves once famously displayed by the Elaine Benes character.

Anonymous said...

Ted has a column-not a blog as he just recently pointed out. Who else? Can't see TMZ.

la mexicana said...

#2 is definitely mediatakeout.com

Anonymous said...

Ted C always has interns and sources from the Houston desk, Miami desk, etc. Well at least when I used to read all the time about a yr or so ago.

heather

Anonymous said...

Convinced on Love and Coogan for 1 and Paris for 3. Anyone know who the model was?

And can someone translate 2 into plainspeak for slow people? Because to me it sounds like the blog employed and then fired a celebrity, whom they now bash in a blind item.

Anonymous said...

anon 550 - the blogger got into an agruement w/ a celeb's friend/employee...which I now remember Perez getting into it w/ J. Simpson's hairstylist, Ken....hmmm Perez has started posting BIs

heather

Anonymous said...

heather
he said it wasnt perez

JBell said...

I am thinking Robbie Williams and Michelle Trachtenberg for #1, she was on Letterman a few wks ago talking about her new CD coming out and they have been linked recently.

And for #3, I think the A-list model would be GISELE and Paris.

PS-I'm new here and am in love this Blog!! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Michelle Trachtenberg isn't a singer/actress and to my knowledge has never had a drug problem.

Robbie Williams isn't an actor.

Anonymous said...

I Love you EL
keep up the great work!!!
peppermint p

Anonymous said...

Is #3 Julia Louis-Dreyfus?

Cooper's Mom said...

i agree that #1 is Courtney love and Coogan (though A-list?? maybe i've been out the UK for too long....)

i have no idea as to the second (though i too had a heart attack when reading it thinking it was referring to THIS blog - doh!)

and the third is definitely parasite hilton - manhands all the way!! who could the model be? kate moss? who knows, but a good story nevertheless.

Anonymous said...

Could #2 be Nicole Ritchie. She has a blog she bashed Rachel Zoe in after they parted ways. Just a thought.

Anonymous said...

For those of you who guessed media take-out for #2, who are the celebrity and the ex-employee?

Anonymous said...

anon 1:58,


Ryan Seacrest is NOT an ex-employee of #2's blog.


could it be JANET CHARLTON blog? I have to look at hers and see if I can rule her out. A lot of people think is a bulls**ter.

NARC said...

3 HAS TO BE HERPES HILTON.

HER PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT "DANCING" IS LIMITED TO FRENETIC, RHYTHYMLESS SEIZURES A LA ELAINE IN SEINFELD.

NICOLE HAS HER OWN ISSUES - BUT SHE CAN DANCE.

A-LIST MODEL = MS. BUNDCHEN?

NARC said...

P.S. "What happens when you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any consequences?"

CONSEQUENCES LIKE A FINE FOR DRIVING DRUNK THAT AMOUNTS TO LESS THAN WHAT YOU SPEND NIGHTLY ON DRUGS?

Anonymous said...

Maybe, if we ask nicely, EL will give us more hints for #2?
I'm new here as well and not sure if he ever does this.
Juju

Anonymous said...

Although I did think of Courtney/Coogan, Coogan isn't really "A" list here in the UK. He's also considered to be more a comedian than an actor.

swish said...

I'd have to disagree and say that Steve Coogan is A list over here.

He was in "night at the museum", one of the biggest hits of 2006.

schneefloeckli said...

#1 can't be Robbie Williams as he's a singer and not an actor. Courtney Love seems to fit though.

I had to read #2 like 5 times and I think I'm getting it now: The blog posts nasty things about a random celebrity and only the staff who's still working for the blog knows that it has nothing to do with said celebrity but with a former co-worker. I'm wondering if the always use the same name when trashing the former co-worker or if all their blind items are about the former co-worker though...

#3 sounds like Paris but I have never watched Seinfeld, so I'm a little clueless here.

Anonymous said...

Teri Hatcher was on Seinfeld, the they are real and they are spectacular scene...The other ladies on the Desperate show all hate her...She fits the Seinfeld reference, but Paris fits the posing part like no other and the "buh bye" made me think of that boy band song and she dated one of them ...

I don't think that Courtney Love would balk at peeing on someone, so I have a hard time thinking it is her.
LiLo was recently in the UK and either the same visit or the previous one she hooked up with Callum Best-I think that is his name, she "sings" and acts but I don't know if he is A list...

I can only think of Gawker for two..

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm would never call Coogan A list over here, maybe when Alan Partridge was huge but not so much now.

michele said...

Just a suggestion, but can all posters PLEASE read all previous posts before posting so there are not double postings??

michele said...

Do you think he's talking about 2006 or 2007 as one of the year's biggest hits?

Virgo74 said...

Hello ENTL. Here is my answer for the blind items:

1. Courtney and Coogan

2. Ted Cassablanca's column- I can barely understand what the hell he is saying, and I believe that I may have read somewhere that someone recently quit from E and he also back on the sauce.

3. Paris Hilton and Devon Aoki? I know she has been known to party. She would be considered A list, and around the same age as Paris. Giselle fits the criteria too!

Anonymous said...

definitely courtney and steve coogan--but that was a ways back. lately she's been seen with billy pumpkin.

the smiths will *never* reunite, EL!

michele said...

ok, maybe it is steve coogan... this if from hollywoodscoop.com

Lets just hope that Courtney Love’s former lover Steve Coogan has not give Love any sort of sexually transmitted diseases because if he has he needs to find a really safe place to hide.

She says, "I've kept journals of every single thing, every single person I've ever slept with. Steve Coogan needs to lose the naughty f#$@ing altar boy routine.

When I was with him, he passed the line of what even I thought was normal. He has an intense sex addiction. He never wanted to stop. If he's given me anything, I swear to God I'd cut his d**k off!"

Sounds like he has a sex addiction and would be one to pay for sex.

Anonymous said...

For those who don't understand the Seinfeld reference, there was an episode where Jerry Seinfeld was dating a girl who had manhands, which is also a nickname of Paris Hilton.

Anonymous said...

#2 - I think might be Billy Masters. The first sentence of his blind items are always "Could it be ... ?" His site used to have a big revolving question mark next to his BI, but he's since redesigned it. His blog used to be called Filth2Go, so maybe that ties in with "when you leave".

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 12:32: First BI is Courtney and Coogan - it states that the guy is A-list in the UK, but not in the US, which would apply to Coogan...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 12:32: First BI is Courtney and Coogan - it states that the guy is A-list in the UK, but not in the US, which would apply to Coogan...

Anonymous said...

If the last item is, indeed, about Paris, then you have to ask yourself why TMZ never published this. And if you did ask yourself, the answer is because TMZ is obviously in cahoots with Paris to only publish mostly good things about her (her DUI was posted by TMZ but done with a positive spin). TMZ NEVER posts anything to make Paris look like the mean spirited bitch that she is.

michele said...

I searched everywhere and could not find a link between Paris Hilton and pushing a model, so who knows.

Anyway, Do you all think # 2 is Ted C? ent posted this somethime this week, take a look back.

Ahhhh. When you are a couple, and the subject of a blind item, what is the first thing that runs through your mind? No, not suing Ted C. We are talking about one of my blind items.

michele said...

helps if i could spell sometime, sorry!

michele said...

I have a confession, I think that I am in love with ent! Seriously, this shit is addicting.

Anonymous said...

TMZ is now owned by AOL so they are never going to push the limits and post anything that may lead to a lawsuit. Not that it would matter, they are a big corporation so they could financially take care of it very easily. Just don't go to TMZ for anything but paparazzi videos. very pointless, otherwise.

This blog is a different story - it Rocks!

Anonymous said...

#2 is so scandalous! I so wish I understood that last portion of it better.

Anonymous said...

Just noticed this reference in ET's commentary. I wonder if this relates to #2? See below:


Ahhhh. When you are a couple, and the subject of a blind item, what is the first thing that runs through your mind? No, not suing Ted C. We are talking about one of my blind items. Obviously, the first thing you want to do is go get married. Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams allegedly have married. According to this article in the NY Post, they were spotted wearing wedding rings. Well, a photo would be nice. How come, we have to go to a UK newspaper (until they give me a license to use their photos, I am not going to say their name) to get a photo of the two wearing wedding bands? Perhaps the NY Post would like to spend a few bucks and pay Splash for the photos?

hez said...

Michele, the line forms to the left.

Behind me.

;-)

Living in London said...

Steve Coogan is very A List here in the UK. A while back Courtney Love was in London and met Coogan at some do. They made the papers here and it was reported in a weekly gossip rag that Courtney raved about the sex she had with Coogan. It was later reported that Courtney believed she was pregnant and Coogan was the baby daddy. Rumour has it that when Courtney told Coogan about the pregnancy he ran for the hills. Courtney took care of the matter and was very, very hurt by Coogan's reaction. Coogan is a first class prick and a cheap bastard by anyone's standards. He is also known to be a nasty piece of work when under the influence.

Anonymous said...

here's what alan partridge says of the comingling(the sun aug. 2005). it always makes me laugh:

Norwich radio star Alan Partridge says wild rock chick Courtney Love
"violated my private area" in a sordid night of steamy sex.
Sitting in his en-suite room at the competitively-priced Red Sunset Travel
Tavern on the outskirts of Los Angeles, the ex BBC chat show host told The
Sun: "I know about sex, and let me tell you, in the words of the great Billy
Idol, it was 'Hot In The City' that night."
Alan, 44, said: "I'm in LA for top secret talks about a chat show, sort of
Larry King set in a local Harvesters with a medieval theme.
"Anyway, after some pretty gruelling meetings, I was enjoying a Ladyboy
cocktail in the Cowgirl Lounge Bar downstairs when Courtney appeared.

"I was dressed sports-casual in some action slacks and some Jesus-style
sandals that my PA Lynne had secured for me after a job I did for Millets.
"I don't mind admitting I was looking trendy and quite new age. I'll be
honest, though. I thought Courtney was a prostitute when she approached me
at the bar.
"When I asked for the bill of fare, so to speak, she laughed and told me to
take her to my room."

It was once inside Alan's 25 dollar-a-night room that things got steamy
between the ex-wife of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain and former Hamilton's Water
Breaks sponsor Partridge. He said: "I know what these rock chick groupies
are like. I've heard the tales. I once opened a branch of Dixons with Mark
King from Level 42.

"We had a drink afterwards and he told me the sort of thing they got up to.
But nothing prepared me for this.
"It was really diiirrrty. She knew all the moves. Missionary, Norwich
cowgirl, and this thing called 68.
"It started getting really wild so I suggested time-out for the room
service.
"I ordered the Big-Cowboy Ranch Platter, essentially a cheese and ham
toasted sandwich served with a crescent of ready salted crisps, or potato
chips if I'm using the local lingo. Excellent value at three dollars,
roughly £1.50 sterling. She ordered the chocolate mousse.
"It wasn't until later I realised she was planning on eating the mousse from
my bare bottom.
"I objected. I'm all for a party but chocolate mousse is a devil to remove
and quite frankly I don't want to be part of wanton destruction of hotel
property.

"The rest was a blur, to be honest. I vaguely remember being made to wear a
pair of leather hot-pants along with my string-backed driving gloves, which
I wasn't too keen to sully. Next thing I knew I had woken up handcuffed to
the windowsill after being discovered by the Spanish cleaner.
"I was aching from below and discovered Courtney had completely violated my
private area.
"I've been to hell and back. Now I hear she is expecting my child my life
has fallen apart"

Anonymous said...

My attempt to translate the second blind item which has two parts to it.

Part 1 : A certain blog is using fake "blind items" as a means to get revenge against celebrities who are fighting with one of it's employees. Since "one" is used, I'm thinking that this particular employee is a controversial star who often annoys celebrities.

Part 2: This blog site is also trashing an ex-employee by using fake blind items to say what they really think of this person. Since they can't name the ex-employee directly, a certain celebrity is being used as a codeword for this ex-employee; a smokescreen if you will. The blind items have nothing to do with the celebrity and everything to do with the ex-employee. By adding a question mark to the "blind items" this blog site is hoping to prevent a lawsuit from this celebrity who is being used to hide the true target of their wrath - the ex-employee.

A second purpose for these fake blind items is to send a strong warning to the current employees at this blog site as to what can happen to them if they ever leave their employer. They will get the same treatment as this ex-employee.

Anonymous said...

I do wonder if #2 is Ted. The stuff with Toothy... it's really almost gone too far. Adopting a kid now? I believed it (and trust that it was Jakey-poo) for so long, but I'm starting to get suspicious these days... especially since no one else has ever written anything solid about Jake, and Mr. Tile apparently loves to do it in public. You'd think w/ all the paps that follow Jake, they'd catch him in the act, n'est se pai?

Anonymous said...

the first one is so about robbie williams and that chick from the buffy the vampire show...the dark haired, 21 year old, who's name surpasses me at the moment. but yea he came to la a few weeks ago...following her around...mmhmm...fo sho.

Anonymous said...

isn't paris too obvious of an answer? i feel like it's someone else.

Anonymous said...

bi #2 employees=posters/groupies

dlisted.com MK

Anonymous said...

i think the 1st one is about Daniel Craig. Big in Uk, but in a huge hit recently (Casino Royale).

Anonymous said...

The model that was pushed by Paris, Serinda Swan, is a friend of mine. Although I love her she isn't near the term "A-list model".