I have never been more proud of Australia. Yes, there was a real downturn in my love for them when they let Paris Hilton into their fine country at the end of the year. There was even more love lost when they decided to let her return to the US. Sure they gave us the punisherz, but Andrew G did not kick Ryan Seacrest's ass like he told me he would. I told Andrew I would watch out for his girlfriend Noa Tishby if anything happened to him. Anyway, I am digressing here. Australia has shot down The Hoff. In a poll of 5000 Australians, no one )zero, nada, zilch, zip) chose David Hasselhoff to be their celebrity Valentine's date. And yes, he was a choice. I will ignore the fact that many of them chose Eva Longoria and be happy with my small victory.
So, to thank the people in Australia, I will analyze Andrew G and Noa Tishby. For those of you in the US, I will explain, Andrew is the co-host of Australian Idol, and of course a dear friend of the blog. (even though he stood me up Grammy night) Noa Tishby is a lovely actress who lives in LA and therefore, Andrew needs to move here or move her there. Australia-LA does not work forever. Marry the girl Andrew because you know you are dating waaaaaay over your head.