Wednesday, February 21, 2007
I would call it a marriage counselor, but since they are not married, we will just call it couples counseling, or how do we get out of this without the whole world laughing at us counseling. No matter what you call it, I think this kind of thing can be expected when you have not spent more than a week in any place for the last year, drag three kids wherever you go, are followed by pap, gave birth to a baby, had your mom pass away, filmed eight movies, did publicity for eight more and do not eat enough Twinkies. Here is my advice. Stop working and traveling. Buy a small country, or just bribe a government to keep out pap and just relax in one place for six months. If you both are still alive, and the children are still reasonably intact then I think you will be ok. Otherwise, it is not going to last much longer.