Thursday, February 15, 2007

Bret Michaels is no Flava Fav

Bret Michaels is set to replace Flava Flav in a new show on VH1. Flav, who is probably undergoing an antibiotic barrage like no human has ever experienced after two seasons on the hit show Flavor of Love had no response except a mumbling smile. Michaels who may actually be more famous for being in a sex tape than being the lead singer of Poison will assume the duties of skank monitor. The problem with Bret Michaels doing the show is I see it as a Bachelor gone lounge singer. Flavor of Love was raw and right at you and the women/tranny's were right in your face and would slap and hit and back stab and still probably all hate each other. I am sure the women on the show will hit each other and scream, but it will be Jerry Springer staged and not real. After the first two episodes it will be like NyQuil. (which really should come free to every American)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bret has hair plugs.


~SisterMaryHotPantz

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Bret is a well-known he-ho and he is most definitely capable of bringing the drama.

That being said, I ain't watching that crap. Unless New York is on there.

Anonymous said...

So the girl in the photo with Bret must also be a ho?


~SisterMaryHotPantz

Anonymous said...

he is SO HOT. And diabetic. hot and sick AND A ROCK STAR. YES!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I think the girl in the photo is just some random fan. She doesn't look especially thrilled, either.

Jem said...

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

schneefloeckli said...

How does the concept of Flava's show even allow them to make more than one season? Isn't the purpose of the whole thing to find him a girlfriend? Ah well, maybe I'm just to narrow-minded... or Flava's a mormon, who knows?!

Although I used to listen to Poison, I really thought Bret Michaels must be one of those annoying wrestlers. *blushes*

Anonymous said...

Slow news day, huh?

Anonymous said...

Bret is hot and much more appealing that Flava Flav or whateverthehell his name is! I'll definitely be watching Rock of Love!