Friday, February 16, 2007
Keri Russell got married on Valentine's Day. I am really happy for her and I think her husband is the first contractor to score a celebrity since Larry Fortensky waylaid Liz Taylor in rehab (that was the wedding where I believe Michael Jackson was the best man and bridesmaid and the chimp was the ring bearer). Her husband, although a pony-tail wearing man which is one step away from a beret, did accomplish the often difficult, high degree of difficulty, get married on Valentine's Day trick. The purpose of said trick is to combine Valentine's Day and your anniversary on one easy to remember day and to not have the burden of expressing your love twice in one year. **EL satire coming up**The contractor who had never seen a film or television show prior to meeting Ms. Russell is now in talks to produce and direct a feature based on his life. He wants gross points though and so, he could be in for a long fight.
I am happy for them. Now, let's talk about the article for a second. The wedding was confirmed exclusively to US Magazine, but the wedding itself was reported first on Perez. So basically US Magazine is jumping up and down in the hallway saying Keri's people are not going to confirm there was a wedding to anyone but US Magazine?? WTF?? How desperate are you to feel good about yourself and your magazine that you take credit for that?