See, I was going to give the porno star/alleged escort/gold digger the benefit of the doubt. I thought she was coming to her senses and was going to have fun with herself and be self-deprecating. I am sure you have seen the rumors that HMM was going to be on Dancing With The Stars. (yes, it should be called the Surreal Life Dances, but that is not for now.) Anyway, I thought it would be a great idea and really let us see here in the States that she is not the bitch we all think she is. It turns out, she is not going to be on the show and from the tone of her PR person would never stoop low enough to be on the show. I have some advice for you HMM. Your gold digging days are done and you are going to get quickly bored having 18 year old boys have sex with you and play hide the prosthetic limb. (When I have sex I call it something else, but she is the porno star, so we will let her have her due.) In a few years no one will want your tired, drag queen looking self on our shows so you better sign up quick. Your only hope in the future will be if Flava Flav can come back from the dead and makes you one of his tasty flavors of love.