Thursday, February 22, 2007

More Proof That The Ladies Love Katharine McPhee


I do not think any of us expect to go on the Tyra Banks Show and be groped. It would be fun and I would enjoy it but it is certainly not expected. I of course would be willing to out out if the green room food was good or if she flirted with me a bit. Well actually, I am pretty easy so I am probably not the best judge of what is appropriate talk show behavior. Tyra did say that Ms. McPhee's breasts were real so I am guessing this is not the first time she has had hands on experience with this kind of thing. Several questions pop into my mind. (1) Does every talk show host get a free fondle of Katharine's breasts now? (2) If she goes on The View does everyone get to touch or do they have to pick one of the four? (3) Will Tyra be an equal opportunity groper in the future? (4) Is Pete Wentz going to be a guest on Tyra anytime in the near future?

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

hers are so saggy in some pictures that I find it hard to believe people DOUBT they are real!

Anonymous said...

Ent-
I love your blog and am a loyal reader.
Feels like you are avoiding the big story today...
What gives?

Anonymous said...

Love this picture, can't wait for the show...it looks hilarious.

supergirl said...

That is just plain weird.

hez said...

Is it terrible that I am mentally photoshopping my face on McPhee's and Ent's on Tyra?

You're gonna need bigger hands, though. ;-)

Anonymous said...

MORE proof? What other proof did I miss?

twink said...

OK Hez, we get it--you are hot for ENT. You get wet just reading his blog. You want to fondle him. lick him, go with him to celebrity events, etc. We get the message as I am sure he does also. Now, can you stop embarassing yourself? It is really enough.

Anonymous said...

Twink, leave Hez alone. She has her tongue in her cheek when she flirts with Ent. It is hilarious! Let her have her fun. I think he probably gets a laugh and a smile at her boldness and cleverness. It is what it is. A laugh.

Anonymous said...

God I love her boobs, face, smile, everything!! I wish I could date her!!

Tyra lucky! I wish I could grab Kats boobs, and stuff with her like that!

Anonymous said...

Sorry but I agree with twink. Hez is sounding a bit stalker-like and desperate lately.

Anonymous said...

EL told Tyra that there were cheeze burgers in McPhee's bra.

Anonymous said...

Tyra can grab my boobs anytime! Why settle for McPhee's saggy B cup when you can have a pair of firm D's?

hez said...

For cripes' sake, I'm in the room, people.

Unless I missed a class, the definition of stalkertalk involves a helluva lot more "I've been watching you and I'm waiting outside your house" than it does pretend flirting with someone you are pretty solidly sure you'll never meet. I know neither the lawyerdude's identity nor his whereabouts, nor would I misuse that information if I did know it. Ent has long been aware that he has nothing to fear from me. But you'll just have to take my word for that.

You will also just have to believe me when I say I have a rather generous helping of perspective at this point in my thirty-seven and three quarters years of life, not to mention a wide and immensely fulfilling social circle offline (some of whom read this blog as well), and it seems frankly a bit silly to be expected to justify or disclaim the online persona I've chosen to adopt in these little comment boxes to anyone (ahem, especially those unwilling to pony up with a screen name and join the community). It is, as the kiddies say, just how I roll.

And with that, I'm happy to drop the subject and go to sleep after a very pleasant night out with some of the great people in my life, which I shall repeat again tomorrow, and again the next day, and the next day...

I thank you nonetheless for your concern.

mngddess said...

Hez, I seen your photo.. 37 ??? You look about 25.

I am now jealous.

Signed, Cyn, "stalker" to Hez.

I will now go buy a cupcake.

LaTia said...

I have been on the Tyra show, and I did not get groped.

Oh and the green room food? Not that great. But the backstage candies and goodies are better.

Anonymous said...

katherine is freaking gorgeous! anyone who says otherwise is extremely jealous and or blind.
she looks like catherine zeta jones' daughter.

hez said...

Oh, I loves ya Cyn!

;-)