Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Posh and Becks--Reality TV on NBC

The network that brings you The Office, My Name is Earl, and Heroes, is bringing the world a reality show highlighting the move to LA of David and Victoria Beckham. When NBC talks about supersize episodes now, we will all wonder if it is referring to the breasts of Posh or the length of the shows. Part of me is desperate to watch this show and thinks it will be great. The saner part of me realizes the Beckhams probably have a great deal of control over what we will see and probably have no sense of humor about themselves at all. Therefore, each week we will be treated to Posh shopping with 20 bodyguards and Becks at practice. We will see cartoon drawings to represent the children and possibly enough humanity out of Posh to determine that she is in fact at least half human and not 100% robot or 100% artificial. Of course I will watch once, but will it be must see tv every week? The last photo is to offset all the Antonella Barba photos of the past few days.


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice how slow on the uptake all the posts are on this blog? I'm with the others - I'm outta here. This is simply a re-post site from other sites with some silly blind items. Used to be a lot of fun, now I see the ENT really has no clothes.

best to all - the posters are good fun, but when it's clear it's a waste of time, it's just time to move on.

Anneka said...

Actually I think you will be surprised how much self distanse and dry humor Vic got! Know I was..

David however...Well hi IS pretty.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Totally not going to be watching. My Attention Deficit Disorder will not allow it.

WTF said...

Bye Anon don't let the door hit you on the ass.

I'd watch it.

hez said...

I remember the days when I used to have this little scrap of yummy as my screen saver, but I've come to realize Beckham has two key things pulling the rug out from under his hotness:

1) He's a high talker. Like "just inhaled some helium" kind of high. Not so hot.

2) He fell in love with Poshtoria while she was in the Spice Girls. That mess is what he wanted more than anything. Yeccch. Not so hot at all.

To recap: hot dudes with high girly voices who idolize plastic-titted freaks can expect a marked downturn in their hotness.

Sorry Becks. But thanks for playing, anyway.

What I really want to see is the just announced reality show where Naomi Campbell is looking for a new assistant. "Hell's Kitchen" meets "Jade's PA"! Will the contestants be furnished with riot gear?

Anonymous said...

Can I ask that you puleeeeeeeeze don't sell the show to the UK?? (Sorry did I say that out loud?).

We've seen it all before, he cooks, she forces a few English peas down her throat. They hang out on the sofa watching TV and she is wearing full make up and designer clothes. And we are meant to think that all this is completely normal.

Famewhores, can't stand either of them.

Anonymous said...

david beckham is soooooo hot but victoria is dog ugly lol i lv u david