Friday, February 09, 2007

See, I love Tori Spelling and her garage sale was fun. (well when I went two days before and saw what was going to be sold, that was fun) Honestly though, I would much rather go to Sharon Osbourne's garage sale this weekend. I am sure there will be lots more designer things to sell than Tori had, plus I bet you will find some things that she will just put out there that no one expects, but will be sure to shock and awe. So, if you are in LA this weekend and the Grammys do not sound exciting enough, then give me a call and lets head out to Sharon's garage sale. If nothing else, we will find some new clothes for Kayla Coxx.
Everything about Paris Hilton is fake, except for the herpes of course. She is so fake that she has recently tried to pass of a new dog as the famous Tinkerbell which appeared with her on The Simple Life and as far as I know, did not have herpes. My guess is that she says, I need a dog for tonight. Someone go get me a chihuahua and make sure you call it Tinkerbell. At the end of the night, she discards the dog until she needs one for another performance. Sounds kind of like the same way she goes through women and men. But what about the monkey and the ferret? Do you think Paris has a gerbil?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The only thing I hope Paris doesn't fake is her death. And I hope it's soon. The day she dies is the day that war stops around the world. Arabs and Israelis live in peace, global warming comes to an end, and the Clippers win an NBA title.

hez said...

I believe it was a kinkajou, not a ferret.

Wicked Witch of Valtrex.... hilarious!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Let's put it this way: she'll try it once, and keep right on doing it if she likes it.

foxy_chick said...

she is such a confusing..... okay i wont say she's a human being coz i dont think she has a heart... she should get checked in a mental institution.

Virgo74 said...

Why even post this bs? Paris is wack.