Thursday, February 01, 2007
So why do you think Mike Tyson picked the same place to go to rehab as Lindsay Lohan? I myself am breathless with anticipation for the new love reports that will start to surface. "She did not expect to feel what she does for him." "They are in love, as you can see it in her eyes." "The first time he hit her, she knew she found her man." "They are always sneaking off together." Of course, if no other tabloid picks up on the story, we can do it for them. The picture below can be Mike and Lindsay instead of Mike and the unknown blond. Of course, after Lindsay and Mike get together, we can run this photo and say "Mike was seen on the beach with another woman." "They appeared close." "This could be the end for Mike and Lindsay."
Posh Spice has banned ultra-thin, size zero models from promoting her new fashion line. This straight from the mouth of the woman who has the waistline of a seven year old boy. However, she does expect them all to have huge fake breasts with extra large nipples and to never wear a bra.