Thursday, March 15, 2007

Britney Spears Pees A Lot And Is Jacked Up On Caffeine. Also Her New Man Ho Uses The L Word And He Ain't Talking About the Showtime Series


Two articles on Britney today. One talks about how she has a bad attitude in rehab and is drinking a case of Coke everyday. I guess she is planning on some endorsements when she gets out. The other article from TMZ is an interview with the new man ho, Jason Filyaw and he says that he and Britney are very close and that he loves her. He did not say whether they are dating. A couple of things here.

1. How the hell do you date in rehab? Honey, would you like to go down to the smoking area, and then maybe take a walk over to the snack bar to see if they have any Coke left? When the AA meeting is over do you want to go down to the television room and watch CSI?
2. Why is he already giving interviews to TMZ if he supports her 100%?
3. If you drink a case of Coke a day and sleep 8 hours a day and 2 hours a day smoking, how many Cokes do you need to drink an hour to hit 24 and how many times do you have to pee an hour? Are they just 12 oz cans or is she doing the 32 oz bottles? Can you even sleep at all if you are drinking that much Coke?
4. He says that he recorded with Britney in 2003 and they kept in touch. Translation-- they were at the same recording studio in 2003 and since then he has seen her on television.

8 comments:

amy said...

24 cans of coke a day! my face feels like breaking out just from reading that!

Anonymous said...

I've seen this before. People who use cocaine or meth and quit when rehabbing will do anything to get something that resembles that "buzz". They'll abuse caffeine, take lots of diet supplements, anything to get close to that high. I'm surprised they allow her that much caffeine in rehab. But, of course she's in a "country club" rehab facility, and their lack of control and discipline over their patients would not be tolerated in a "real" rehab facility.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Well she's obviously not listening to anything the rehab is telling her. They tell you in rehab that you should wait at LEAST one year from your start date of recovery before beginning a new relationship.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but these descriptions of Britney in rehab, and the pictures we've seen where she's coming and going to AA meetings, just screams .... hate to say it because I've resisted in the past .... poor white trash.

Anonymous said...

Now she's enjoying the buzz from a "love" high.

She's in rehab, but she's avoiding actual rehabilitation.

Lara said...

Whoever the new writer is, this nasty, vicious attitude towards Britney is leaving a very bad taste in my mouth. And I am the farthest thing from a Britney fan.

Ent, come back and bitchslap something approximating compassion into this writer.

Anonymous said...

lara give me a break
she totally asked for it
you have to be a closet britney fan
she deserves no pity from anyone
ugh

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 10:54pm

I totally agree with you - she is a low class attention grabbing idiot who is not reaping any benefits from this country club rehab center.