Friday, March 09, 2007
"Hi, I am Keven Federline. Whatever goodwill I keep earning by being the great dad and being there for Britney, I keep burning through just as fast. First there is the birthday party. I am only asking 25K and hey, you get to take pictures of me and other D list stars. I know some people say I shouldn't be going to Vegas with the kids. But hey, that is how their dad rolls. I know that wrestling thing did not work out exactly and my CD and tour were not quite top ten, but I have the best idea now. I am pitching my own reality show which will include my two sons. It is about a bachelor (that's me) and his two toddler sons with an out of control ex-wife who is a pop-star. Wow. I just can't figure out how to exploit this situation any further. Maybe I could make sure the kids were the focus and I could get Shar's kids over here and I could show the world that I am the greatest."