Thursday, March 08, 2007

Hey! What Is That Under Your Dress? aka Jeremy Piven's Date


See, Jeremy Piven would have you believe that he identified the attractive woman hitting on him as a transsexual early on in the conversation. He would not want anyone to think that he discovered it later when it would be more difficult to explain and to extricate yourself from a tricky situation. This would be especially true if many people saw you leaving with said transsexual after you told those same people you thought she was hot. But of course he nipped it in the bud so to speak and did not do anything with her. Uh huh. BTW, the fact that I am using Eva Longoria's photo with Jeremy in a posting about transsexuals does not in fact make me think that Eva is a transsexual or even looks like a transsexual. Her makeup accentuates her femininity and in no way makes her appear to be a woman who used to be a man. I just want to make it clear that this photo was the first photo of Jeremy I found. Well actually the sixth. But I hate that photo with him and Lindsay Lohan and there are some with his shirt off and that doesn't quite make that transsexual point. Or maybe it does.

6 comments:

ambersumiko said...

Hahahahaha, you're too funny! Well, at least she looks like a kind of attractive transexual right?

mngddess said...

I don't get the whole transexual thing, EL. She's always appeared in interviews to be nice and normal. Your're not jealous, are you???? Hmmmm??? OR, do you know something we don't??

Cyn

Anonymous said...

Jesus Frigging christ! He said he wasn't insinuating Eva Longoria was a tranny, work on your comprehension skills before you post, for all our sakes.

The point is Piven is a turd, with an ego run rampant. The question is... did he do the tranny before or after he found out what he/she was. Tranny's are cool - Piven not so much.

mookie said...

^^^ ita.

wow, jp sinks to deeper and deeper lows.

is there anyone in the world left who doesn't think hes a tool???

Anonymous said...

Me. I don't think he's a tool. He's a Big Mac McDreamy.

Hello Kitty said...

Well I wonder who else could have been the Ted Casablanca bi subject.....