Britney, Britney, Britney
1. Love in rehab in a well written kind of way.
2. Love in rehab written in a dlisted kind of way with a photo of the new guy.
3. Even though Britney is in love she wants to leave rehab early to go to K-Fed's birthday party. Does anyone think it is going to be a drug and alcohol free party?
4. Justin Timberlake is sick of people asking him to help Britney.
Fergie finds out why she should always spring for the private jet.
Drew Barrymore dating Spike Jonze. He was the runner-up in the worst comb over of all-time contest. The winner of course was a blind item from a few weeks ago.
Jenna Bush to get engaged this weekend. I understand someone finding out about an engagement before the rest of the world, but how do you find out about an engagement that has not happened yet? What if the guy says, naaaah, not going to do it. Then Jenna who has read the reports wonders where the hell her ring is, and her boyfriend ends up dead. OK, well if you out it that way, they will no doubt get engaged this weekend.