OJ thinks he is Dannielynn's dad. ANS I really hope you did not hook up with OJ. It is hard to tell in the article if OJ is joking, but he is definitely sick and twisted.
Lindsay Lohan dyed her hair blonde. Because it took so long, and she wanted the world to see it, she bought the photographers pizza while they waited for her.
Jennifer Aniston is quitting cigarettes and caffeine. Unfortunately for Perez though she has not quit suing people. Check out the way US uses the first two words in the headline. That way dig programs might only pick up the words Aniston Adopts. Clever bastards aren't they?