Tuesday, March 06, 2007
In what would be the worst casting in all the world, Heather Mills is in talks to play Mary Poppins. Drawing on her experience as a porn star, Heather Mills will no doubt bring Mary Poppins to life in a way Julie Andrews never could. I think we all know Heather can act so that should not be a problem. She is learning how to dance. Whoops, that just lasted a day didn't it. Well she can sing right? Well, no, actually she can't. But she is a role model for kids and parents in this family musical right? Well, sure if the parents are sexually dysfunctional and happened to watch her how to videos I am sure they consider her a role model. Should be a fun production.
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5 comments:
If you keep it up ENT...she'll stick that umbrella up your ass and open it up!
Or at the very least you'll get a leg planted in there.
I have been waiting on the remake of Mary Poppins. A classic. And they are casting a porn star, my goodness. For a family movie. That is like casting Tara Reid to play the Virgin Mary.
It's gonna take more than a spoon full of sugar for this to fly!
so the heather mills porno rumors turned out to be true even though she denied it at first? stupid woman.
I am happy to see Heather standing on her foot
she can't expect Paul to suppot her hand and foot
she need to stand alone and support herself.
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