Lindsay Lohan bought two puppies. She made it very clear that she bought them while she was sober. Sober or drunk I think it is a very bad idea. Someone who can't remember to dress themselves fully should not be responsible for two dogs.
That Ryan and Simon stuff from last week about coming out may have been scripted. Wow! That's big news. Go spend $4 on a Star to read all about that.
Dallas Austin apologized. No one really cares about the apology. They just want to see the video again.
K-Fed's birthday party was canceled. No one wanted to pay to sponsor it. Hey I have an idea. Take the kids to Chuck-E-Cheese.
You know I am all about equal time here. So, here is Marcus Schenkenberg. Lots of him.