Friday, March 16, 2007

Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Came THIS Close To Getting Married On February 17th--Is That A Blind Item?


So, Nicole and Joel are sitting outside the Little White Wedding Chapel for ages as they decide whether or not to go through with it. Nicole decides that she needs her dad's blessing and so they drive away from the chapel. They get her dad's blessing and will have some huge thing that costs a jillion dollars. Whether or not Nicole and Joel's marriage will succeed is irrelevant in making the point that people should not get married at 3am in Vegas. I even think that the license bureau which used to be open 24 hours now closes at midnight. On average I deal with about 20 couples every year who got married in Vegas and want to get a divorce or an annulment. About 90% of the couples got married while drunk or in the heat of the moment of being in Vegas and file for divorce within 2 months of their marriage. If you want the experience, just go pay for a wedding without the license.

8 comments:

Invisible said...

AHHHH you make me LOL

wtf said...

Is this the blind item the title is referring to?
This woman is no stranger to Vegas weddings and almost did it again. She and her boyfriend of fifteen minutes got drunk enough to take out a license and were IN the chapel when she realized maybe a quickie wedding was not the way to go. She backed out, but the license is still valid and still ready to go should she change her mind.

Nicole hasn't been married before, has she?
Also doesn't she have charges pending for her DUI?? Maybe she should be planning a jailhouse wedding.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

New law....everyone needs to take a breathalyzer before getting married in Vegas.

Anonymous said...

wtf, that could have been the bi, but I was thinking that maybe he was referring to the one about the girl who barfed up dinner in a public restroom in vegas as well?

Anonymous said...

wtf, you're right, this is not the answer to a "BI". The BI's here are FAKE, "situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously" as stated at the bottom of every page.

Anonymous said...

dear god anon 11:34, can't you find a better cause to invest your time in?

vera said...

Hey ET-I got married at one of those totally tasteful places-21 years ago! And yes-we are still married! It can happen! It did!

Virgo74 said...

wtf- jailhouse wedding. LMAO