Thursday, March 08, 2007

Today's Blind Items

Mini-Kindness

Last weekend at the poker tournament this B list actress who has been in two hit shows back to back was all kindness. An elderly man was getting up from his table and was struggling to get all of his chips together and his belongings while also keeping his balance. While this was going on, a group of four 20 something guys were playing grab ass with each other and just being asses in general ran into the elderly man. Our actress rushed to give aid to the elderly man whose chips and belongings had scattered beneath tables and chairs while at the same time unleashing a string of obscenities at the gang of four. When she unleashed her verbal tirade, it also caused the other players at the man's table to stop ignoring the situation and start helping. The gang of four looked sheepish and embarrassed but still did not help. The other players and our actress gathered the chips and belongings of the elderly man and our actress helped him to his feet and the other side of the casino where he was meeting his ride home. She stayed with him until she was sure he was fine and had cashed in his winnings.

No Jackass to go with this, but a hint to one. Do you remember this jackass?
***Update***No matter how much you spin it and think everyone is believing your happy tale, you are still an ass. Not just in this situation but in so many others as well. You have great publicists who make everything seem to go away, but eventually your temper will get the best of you.

Do you remember this blind item from two months ago?

This British actress and her current boyfriend are always photographed in public groping and making out. She tries hard to show that she is all woman and that she loves boys. The problem is that even when they are out and about, no one really believes it. He is hot for her, but she always looks as if it is the last thing on her mind no matter how much they mug for the cameras. In private he doesn’t even get a whiff of her perfume. When they started dating he thought it would be true love. Actually though it has been a nightmare because she will not let him break it off. She has an image to live up to. What it means for him though is that everyone thinks he is dating her so she turns the girls from him away, although she is watching them when they walk away.

***So now that he finally managed to escape her death grip, she is on the hunt for a new show boy (better than beard) but everyone knows the score in the UK so she is coming to LA and hoping to find someone who hates kissing her as much as she hates kissing him.***

This blind item also needs to be updated.

This fading so fast cable reality star just does not want to let go. Not content to sit on the beach or watch OC reruns on Fox, he instead likes to go to places where he knows teenagers flock and where he will still be recognized and adored. His latest trick is to go to fast food restaurants in the mall and channeling Eric Roberts in Star 80 convinces the barely legal females that he can make them a star. Invariably, he invites them back to his place, has his way with them and has them pose for photos he promises to submit to Playboy. The girls never hear from him again, but have heard from his friends who also want a personal show after viewing the photos.

***So, one reality star headed to jail. Will our fading star be keeping him company? One of his recent conquests was 17 and not the 18 she originally claimed. Our fading star is really sweating this and has totally given up his game because his parents had to bail him out with some financial assistance to keep everything quiet.***

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

#1 Shannon Elizabeth (kind actress)
#2. Jeremy Piven (jackass)
#3. Mischa Barton (UK actress)
#4. Brody Jenner ( fading reality TV Star)
* #4. I thought it would be Jason Wahler, but he just got arrested.

Anonymous said...

I agree #1 is Shannon Elizabeth. I just saw photos of her taken at a Las Vegas poker tournament.

The last one made me thing of Jesse Metcalfe, for some reason.

Anonymous said...

#4 - definitely agree it is someone from laguna beach. i saw pics in US Weekly of Steven and Hayden together...?

Anonymous said...

What about Kiera Knightly for the British actress?

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Anonymous said...

i was thinking bam, he just got arrested for dui, and maybe adam brody or ben mckenzie, made an OC reference?????

Anonymous said...

When they started dating he thought it would be true love. Actually though it has been a nightmare because she will not let him break it off. = Kiera Knightly ... "love. Actually"

Anonymous said...

For Jackass, I'm thinking Robin Williams, which I don't want to believe, or Hugh Jackman. I wouldn't consider Hugh a near A-list actor. In the update, EL says "happy tale" which makes me think of Happy Feet.

Kiera Knightly for British actress... hasn't it been rumored that she likes chicks.

For the reality star I'm going with Stephen from Laguna Hills. EL brings up that Jason is going to jail and him and Stephen were in the same show. He was with Hayden but I'm sure that wasn't constant. Maybe.

Anonymous said...

#2- Mr Ass= Charlie Sheen??? (they used Spin...spin city?
#3- Keira
#4 Stephen Colletti from Laguna

Anonymous said...

Hayden was born in 1989, and maybe they met before she turned 18... that could be illegal. his co-star Jason is going to jail for 60 days for assault

Anonymous said...

1:01 - Great find on the "love. Actually.." bit. I think you're right. :o)

Faerie said...

yay i love the people that guess, since i am challenged in that department

(not living near the scene is a drawback)

Anonymous said...

Oh so maybe some of this stuff isn't true? My world is shattered! Next thing you'll tell me is that everyone in Hollywood is naturally beautiful, no photoshop or plastic surgery needed.

So maybe some of this is made up, well some of it is definately true and can be verified on other blogs.

So let's pretend that it's ALL FAKE. Obviously the writer had a person in mind when writing the BI, so I feel like I'm playing a game of "what number am I thinking of?"

We get it already. I'm sick of being lectured by you people. If I'm bored at work and want to fill my time with nonsense, then bugger off.

GGA

Anonymous said...

Long Live Gossip! ...and those who feed it too us!!!

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Shannon for the first one initially, but I wouldn't consider her B-List at all. And can't find 2 hit shows that she's been on, back to back. So, I'm not buying into it so much.

Anonymous said...

Clearly the jackass is Eddie Murphy.

Anonymous said...

Shannen was a guest star on That 70s Show for a few episodes, but I can't think of a second one.

Anonymous said...

Yay! Go, GGA!

>>If I'm bored at work and want to fill my time with nonsense, then bugger off.

GGA
>>

dreadpiratecuervo said...

Allyson Hannigan for the kindness? Buffy & How I Met Your Mother? Or too much of a time stretch w/that?

Anonymous said...

Def. Keira Knightley. love. Actually and also nightmare = Knightley.

Anonymous said...

Thats so funny, I thought of Alyson Hannigan too... dont know why though

Anonymous said...

1. Shannon Elizabeth

2. Eddie Murphy

3 Keira Knightly

4.Brody jenner or Talan Torriero


Hello ent!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Talan Torriero is a great guess for BI #4.

Anonymous said...

I think the cable reality person is that loser, tool ass**** Spencer, Heidi's current b.f. on the Hills. He is such a dirtbag.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Keira for the British actress also, but have not heard anything about her and her boyfriend breaking it off - have they?

Anonymous said...

Also, has Shannon Elizabeth been in two hit shows back to back?

Anonymous said...

oh i LOVE Alyson Hannigan for the kindness. Def has the two hit shows. And everyone is thinking of Shannon Elizabeth cause of the recent pix of her at the poker tourney, and they were both in American Pie together. Perhaps Alyson was there supporting SE?

Anonymous said...

"does not want to let go"
"places where he knows teenagers FLOCK"

talan=talon

Anonymous said...

Any chance #1 would be Donna D'Errico? She was at the poker tourny and she is such a nice person.

Anonymous said...

1. Shannon Elizabeth

2. Keira Knightly

3. Jason Wahler from Laguna Beach.

Anonymous said...

Nice one 3:43 - I'll bite.

Anonymous said...

BI #1 could be Shanna Moakler. She was in two shows Pacific Blue and Meet the Barkers.

Anonymous said...

#1 Maura Tierney, 2 hit shows Newsradio and ER which she did back to back

B :) said...

Camryn Manheim

She is my updated guess

B :) said...

Camryn for poker kindness


(sorry for the addtl post)

Anonymous said...

What about Selma Hayek for the baby bump blind and for the actress that sold out? One of Ent's faves. Perez is saying she is preggers and engaged to some rich French guy.

Anonymous said...

#4 has got to be Talan from Laguna. He's good friends with Jason and he also had that publicity stunt a while back that had him engaged to Kim Stewart. He's always been fishing for fame. It makes sense that he can't let it go.

fo real said...

"Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, Salma Hayek, are happy to announce they are expecting the arrival of their first child."

this has to be a BI I read befor... EL?

Anonymous said...

I think #1 could possibly be Eliza Dushku, who was in Buffy and Tru Calling back-to-back. Don't know about the B status, she hasn't been in anything recently...might be nore of a C-lister? But she does reportedly curse like a sailor.

curious_cailyn said...

#4 is MAURA TIERNEY!

Why?

1) If you check wireimage.com, you see pics of everyone who was there that night (March 3) - and Maura was definitely there.

2) She's been on two hit shows back to back -- NewsRadio ended in 1999 and she immediately joined the cast of E.R.

3) She's classic "B-list"- popular, good actress in both TV and film, but she's no Nicole, Julia or Renee.

4) Doesn’t she just SEEM like the type who would A) help the poor guy out, and B) swear at the young punks at the same time?

Anonymous said...

ok, ok, i know this is a crazy guess, but could #1 be...

paris hilton?

she was in the tournament playing at a table with vince vaughn, and beat him (he subsequently went to another table and joined his good friend and Swingers co-star Jon Favreau - http://www.tmz.com/category/vince-vaughn/)

she was also in two hit shows - The Simple Life and guest-starred on the OC.

i wouldn't put it past her if she was thinking of it as the perfect opportunity for some "good" press.

Anonymous said...

British actress = Mischa Barton

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