Wednesday, April 04, 2007

ANS Baby Daddy Drama Continued Until Next Week


So no ruling today or revealing the baby's daddy. (I still think it should be on a very special Maury with a lead in of Mel B. and Eddie Murphy) Howard K. and Larry B were no shows. I'll tell you who was there though. Virgie Arthur. This was her comment when she came out of court this morning.

"I know you want to know and I want to tell everybody," Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, said as she walked to a taxi, clutching a small wooden cross. "But I can't. I can't talk about it."

Look at the first part of that quote. She wants to tell everybody. That's the only reason she even wants to be there. Can you imagine her raising the baby? She already screwed up at least one kid. She is there so she can sell her story. All three of the principal players have been getting money from tabloids, but Virgie seems like a News of the World type person. I see her story there right next to the police officer/flight attendant/hooker/boxer/hooker/chef/hooker who got it on with Ralph Fiennes.

Whoever wins between Howard K and Larry B gets People and Hello. The loser gets Star and The Enquirer. The rest of us get stuck with bad made-for-tv movies for the next fifty years each with its own conspiracy theory. I did say that I thought Virgie was a bat right? A selfish bat? A money hungry/fake grieving/only want to do the right thing/bat? Just checking. Wanted everyone to know how I feel.

12 comments:

hez said...

right next to the police officer/flight attendant/hooker/boxer/hooker/chef/hooker who got it on with Ralph Fiennes

This totally cracked me up, Ent. Now you've got me singing "These Are The People In Ralph's Mile High Club..."

mookie said...

heehee. am i the only one that gets a kick out of the virgie look? that lips pursed/i mean business/am i convincing you look...

i think i'm going to go practice it in the mirror.

Stacy said...

Her quote already told us the answer, Larry is NOT the father, so she still thinks she can possibly get custody.

Anonymous said...

That poor baby needs to be adopted out anonimously to a an average family. If any of the players in this drama get custody, the future of this little girl looks bleek. Sort of like having Michael Jackson as a dad - can't wait until his kids get old enough to write a book about their experiences.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Stacy. Larry's not the daddy...

kiki said...

my daddy is my brother too.

would not surprise me

Anonymous said...

If you go on spashnewsonline you can see a dead Daniel pic of him in his coffin

Anonymous said...

I think Larry is the baby's daddy and it is NOT Howard.

Anonymous said...

I think she wants to tell the world Howard is proven to be holding another man's child. I think it's Larry's and she want's it known Howard is a liar. Right now she's fighting Howard. She'll deal with Larry later.

WTF said...

I HATE this fat bitch. Does she seriously think anyone would let her raise that baby?? Ugg she makes me sick, I hate seeing her picture or her on Courttv.

I'm hoping Larry isn't the father, his highlights and fugly attornies bug me too.

Dannilynn is over 6months old and doing fine with Howard, I hope he's the father.

bionic bunny! said...

she's reminding me (visuallly) a lot of of "south park"s rendition of sally struthers. i can't help it.

i do believe that a loving mother, no matter what her beliefs or motives may be, would have allowed her daughter to be buried next to her own son. i mean, she's already dead... why did she have to keep the corpse from being buried, just so she could get her way????
don't like mama, def. don't like howard, i actually hope the baby IS larry's. or maybe even someone better suited. btw, just where WAS david crosby at the time she conceived????


and glancing at the tv, just why is (southpark's) stan being chased by giant easter bunnies????

the "hare club for men"? i beginning to think that last "nightcap" was NOT a good idea!!

bionic, evil, and possible over the legal limit bunny

missbliss said...

Yeah i assumed that Vergie wants to tell everyone the result because she hates Howard and the results have shown that Larry is the father - which wouldnt shock many people.

But Vergie is just awful. I really dont know what Josh Duhamel sees in her!! :D