Thursday, April 19, 2007

AP

So, I had a great AP story ready to go, but I have never been more happy to not post something. So, AP has been missing from the blog but not from my life. She still uses my car but we have come to an understanding and so she always buys the gas and tries to avoid the midnight borrowing. We are only friends and will always be friends. She has a very distinct life from mine. She is like a sister. A very good looking sister, but still a sister. Last night she listened to me jabber for an hour about something that had me utterly crushed and she acted like there was nothing more important. She offered to take me out last night anywhere I wanted to go but I didn't want to go. She even offered to pay which almost stopped my heart. She NEVER pays. She makes twenty times what I make at least and the only thing she ever pays for is gas, and that was only done kicking and screaming. I've decided she likes using my car because if she bought or leased one it would mean that she had to make a commitment, and that's not going to happen.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry you had such a bad day yesterday Ent. I hope your day is better today! That's why I am not a lawyer - tooooo much responsibility!
Good Luck!

-Lucky

B :) said...

Sorry, you had a very bad no good day :(

Dana said...

So sorry to hear about your day!

jb said...

Don't stay home in a funk next time!

AP soubds like she would MAKE you have fun.

Anonymous said...

AP sounds cool as hell!

Maybe a hint on her identity>

Anonymous said...

i think the last part about the commitment was a clue so i say anybody that being maybe engaged alot but called it off everytime and we could have a winner.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Julia Roberts! LOL

mngddess said...

AP is probably BrendaLove......

Ent, although you may have had a rotten day, you make your little core of faithful readers extremely happy. Of course, it could be said you're contributing to the deliquency of some gossip-obsessed cheeky females, but who cares?

Cyn

brendalove@gmail.com said...

LOL - I am all the way on the other side of the country!

Anonymous said...

Lauren Graham

Anonymous said...

Who would allow someone to constantly use their car without permission? Maybe Ent has two cars but it didn't sound like it when he described how she took it and stranded him the day he was supposed to drive his boss to lunch.

If you work a professional day job in CA...a car is usually a requirement to get to work. It is a hassle to arrange transportation when it is in the shop.

Anonymous said...

don't get how someone who makes 20x more than you is borrowing your car. it's called mooching.

Anonymous said...

Ent said before that he can walk to work from where he lives.

Anonymous said...

EL- your 'utterly crushed' feeling have anything to do with your troubled client who had loads of family problems and had to endure a string of continuance's filed from the other side?

Anonymous said...

Seems to me Britney Murphy has been engaged a lot...and never married, which indicates a problem committing. I am not saying it is her, but just throwing another name out there.

Invisible said...

yall still dont know who AP is???

brenda you dont count... im sure you know

Anonymous said...

Your friend is about six emotionally, I guess Dakota Fanning's lil sis Elle. Yup.

Anonymous said...

I wirry about you El..I think AP is taking advantage of your good heart. If she makes 20x what you make I think she can buy her own damn car. AP, grow up girl, this is just silly. I'm sure if you werem't a hot female and you took EL's car...he'd have alot to say about it but he's too nice.

Anonymous said...

K, spill it invisible.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I have no idea who AP is....remember I was the one cussing ENT out because I thought he sinking the pink torpedo with a blog informant!!!!

Claudea said...

hehe Well whoever AP is she seems like a nice person...
I hope that your week will get better ENT! I'm glad tha AP is as generous as she expected others to be. :)

Btw, Brendalove, where do you live? i'm myself in Montreal. Not exactly East "coast" but a few miles north. ;)

Claudea said...

Also, everyone who uses the anonymous identity, it would be much more fun is you all use nicknames so we can know who we are addressing.
THANKS!

Anonymous said...

Cameron Diaz made statements in the press about how she was comittment-phobic so I immediately thought it was her from this post. However, she is usually considered A-list, and didn't ENT claim AP was a solid B-lister who always got an audition....that doesnt seem like Cameron. Everything else fits though!!! What do you guys think?

Anonymous said...

Kicking and Screaming -- Could be cameron

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I live in North Carolina,U.S., where all the men look like Larry the Cable Guy.
That's why I'm always Hollywood dreamin'

Anonymous said...

Awww ENT - I'm so sorry you were hurting. I agree that maybe next time you should let her take you out. But also - you can always turn to us as well - we love listening to you jabber. Hang in there sweetie!! ~Irishstayc