Thursday, April 26, 2007

Beans, Beans, They're Good For Your Heart. The More You Eat Them The More You

want to throw them at the paps. First of all I think Hugh threw the beans simply because they were not Bush's baked beans. He wanted them to roll that beautiful bean footage and they didn't. Hence, the throwing of the beans, and the subsequent arrest. It appears that Hugh has a normal delivery for throwing beans. In the future, he may want to switch from the Glad plastic container to a true Tupperware container for greater heft and its ability to inflict greater damage on a human. In addition, I think he will find the Tupperware would make for an easier cleanup. Should he just not want to clean-up and instead just inflict as much harm as possible, then I would suggest a corning ware dish or even dare I say it. Glass. Lots of damage to the pap, and because it will no doubt shatter into many pieces many of which would embed themselves in said pap. The remaining material and beans would be left in the street for a public sanitation official to remove. No personal dish washing necessary.
He may throw like a man, but he kicks like a wee little girl.



14 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a great laugh 1st thing in the am. thanks ent l! lmao!

Anonymous said...

I love how the Pap is caught in mid boing! Bounding away like an antelope.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

If I was a pap, I would totally get off on that kind of thing. Look at the expression of ecstasy on his face. He's lovin' it.

Anonymous said...

hey that's breakfast , the English eat baked beans for breakfast.

WTF said...

What an idiot. Why do celebs make an ass of themselves with cameras around???

fo real said...

anyone see the Mandy Moore pic's on Popsugar? well the min I glanced at the pool pic I was like I GOT IT! (ZX)... then after looking I realized I can make anything work in my mind! lol

Anonymous said...

So Glad I can get a socialitelife mash up from this writer.

brum said...

haha, we dont always have them for breakfast, beans can be eaten at any time, espec when a poor student.

Anonymous 0917, thanks - that's made me snarf.

Anonymous said...

good for Hugh!

This is th enew tactic in pappos..driving the 'victim' to go nuts to get a great shot.

he's lucky it wans't me, he'd get baked beans AND a busted nose.

Anonymous said...

yes 9:48 it is a tad obvious where the "writer" got the Glad/tupperware link.

Dorothy said...

If I was a celebrity, you'd see me do this all the time. Friggin annoying paps!! Anyone see the pic today of Britney being followed by 9 paps?

They follow celebrities... get in their way... and there's not a thing a celebrities can do.

allyuk said...

I want to say 'Go Hugh' but I fear he played right into their grimey little hands.

They make me sick, making their money off this sh*t and then running to the police.

Anonymous said...

why exactly was he walking around carrying a tub of baked beans, anyway?

Anonymous said...

WTF is he dressed like a 12-year-old?