Thursday, April 19, 2007

Kelly Clarkson At The ASCAP Pop Music Awards

I think I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't allow everyone to have a chance to comment on this outfit.

43 comments:

mary mac said...

As a full figured gal myself, I understand trying to hide certain problem areas...this, however, just accentuates them.

That said, I'd much rather see a beautiful and talented woman look like this than like Nicole Richie.

She looks fine.

AllyUK said...

So true Mary Mac, maybe the dress isn't flattering but at least she looks healthy which is much more attractive than the anorexic look.

Anonymous said...

What a tank. Put the fries down, and get on a treadmill.

You and Jessica Simpson are starting to look alike.

Anonymous said...

wow, she's gained some weight. she still looks great though, just not a good choice of a dress.

jb said...

It looks like the color of baby poo and is slightly more appealing than a potato sack because of the bling at the neckline.

She needs a dress that fits closely under the bustline to make her look slimmer and in a happier color .

It's too short too..emphasizes those heavy legs.

TY for letting me get my fug out.

Anonymous said...

Don't know if I agree with MM and Allyuk...non-celebrities can get away with this but she is in the spotlight...she's got the bucks for a personal trainer!

I bet you she loses the weight by this summer and is on the next USWeekly cover "How I lost 20 pounds." Give me a break, people!

Anonymous said...

No negative comments from this camp either- I love a healthy thick girl any day over a narcissistic bag o' bones! Ok the dress wasn't the best choice...

Anonymous said...

is she pregnant?

Anonymous said...

There are so many things wrong with this outfit, I can't even begin to describe one of them.

Anonymous said...

Ankle straps are bad for big legged girls. The rest I think is ok.

Anonymous said...

she looks disgusting!

Anonymous said...

I hate the style, but the colour suits her.

WTF said...

Oh holy hell. Speechless.

This is a job for the Fug Girls.

Anonymous said...

she can't be preggers...she likes girls!

mookie said...

...at least her hair looks good.

BETHEE:) said...

That dress makes her look like a walking brussel sprout. I still love her though.

Ponytail said...

does she like girls? hadn't heard that. She's much more beautiful than the skinny anorexics.

Anonymous said...

I love Kelly, really, I do. But she looks like the Big Fig Newton in that shape and color.

But she's hella talented.

Needs a new stylist A.S.A.P.
Like, yesterday.....

amy said...

i'm really dating myself here, but it looks like brenda starr's bubble dress. definitely a woman hater dressed poor kelly. she needs a deep decolletage and something more celebrating her figure. we know it's there, might as well flaunt it.

Stupid Gossip for Smart People said...

I don't GET it, with all the money and the fame, why does she never look good???? It's a grand mystery to me.

Anonymous said...

SHE LOOKS TO BE A NORMAL WEIGHT. STOP PERPETUATING EATING DISORDERS.

The color of the dress blows.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind the weight gain,- she must have struggled to stay slim in the past as she is naturally robust. But she must be in serious denial for choosing that dress. She could have gone for something below the knee. Not good.


F.

Anonymous said...

Wow someone pissed off their stylist.

Taylored jackets and v-necks girl! lose the patato sack and show more skin and less leg.

Anonymous said...

She looks lovely, the dress, however, is horrible.

Anonymous said...

I don't think anyone is saying she is fat, I think the general consensus is this dress makes her look fat.

Did anyone ever see that Mystery Science Theater 3000 w/ the movie where it the big bad guy was a giant avocado-shaped thing that ate people... and there was a head sticking out of the peeled avocado thing... THAT is what she looks like in THIS picture.

sb said...

I have to agree. The dress reminds me of that guy who dressed up as a fig and sang "I'm the big, Fig Newton. . ."

An unfortunate choice.

hez said...

Nice face, shame about the dress.

(Well, more like shame ON the dress.)

Stacy said...

LOVE those shoes. Hate the dress.

Anonymous said...

The poor girl! Her hair and makeup look good, but that dress... The fig newton comment was the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Anonymous said...

Could she be the pregnant blind item from awhile back??

brendalove@gmail.com said...

She looks like an olive.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the junk in the trunk has moved to the front and back seat as well. Wow she is a healthy girl, that is for sure!

Kathy said...

The dress is awful.

Her body is exactly like mine, so it's always good to read the comments from people that include words like "fug" and "disgusting".

She had to have been pretty much starving herself to get down to what I'm sure her management told her she needed to weigh, and once she became successful, I think she told them to go scratch.

Good for her.

That said, she either needs to fire her stylist or hire one; many aspects of this outfit are Cosmo don'ts for her body type.

Anonymous said...

wtf 9:57 - LMF'ngAO!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Holy cow!

Anonymous said...

Good god, she looks like she weighs 50 pounds more than she really does. WHO? WHY? HOW?
If she paid someone else to help her look this bad, that person owes her an apology and a refund.

YIKES!

Anonymous said...

she is such a talented girl, and I could care less how much she weighs now. I agree with everyone who says TERRIBLE DRESS for her body tyoe.

bionic bunny! said...

i was going to say that dress looks like she's on her way to the "annual squash festival" from the movie
"doc hollywood" (david ogden stiers dressed as a giant squash), but i gotta go with the dancing fig newton guy.

poor thing, that really is a HORRIBLE dress!!!

Anonymous said...

uh no! ...but at least it is not the worst.

ellebee said...

It's all bad from the neck down imo

B :) said...

Why was the stylist so evil as to put her in a mushroom dress?

Unless,she's vying for a Jenny Craig gig.

Vikingwench said...

A fig!!!!

Anonymous said...

Agreed,the dress is a hot mess.
Still like her though and don't
think she's fat...