Thursday, April 19, 2007

More Links-And A Very Frightening Photo

Kelly Clarkson looks about hundred times better than this.

Lindsay Lohan accused of flooding ex-boyfriend's apartment. Honestly, I don't care if the story is true or not, I just think it's actually really cool. The burning of the clothes and shredding them into little pieces has got stale. This was ingenious. Lindsay, dear, this was impressive.


The Daily Mail seems to be worried about Britney losing her big breasts due to weight loss. Sure, that's an important topic. I will say though that no matter how much weight I lose, I still have huge man boobs.

Heidi Klum is the third celebrity this week to be photographed at Target. When I go to Target, I just find people who don't know where the closest Wal-Mart is. Actually I enjoy Target and right now I'm just enjoying life. I had the crappiest day ever yesterday and even was about to post about it today, but something happened which makes it unnecessary, but also deprives you of a good AP story.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

lohan clearly has issues and rehab didnt help her

B :) said...

That's crazy Enty She wrecked a portion of her place as well.

Ins. won't pay. She will be personally responsible. This is acriminally minded act. no?

B :) said...

wait a minute. Is LL posting here? Is that why you mentioned itin a positive way???

tell tell! tell!

Stacy said...

When I go to Target, I just find people who don't know where the closest Wal-Mart is.

Brilliant. I bow to the master.

jb said...

Is someone breaking your heart Ent L??

RandomGirlinTexas said...

When I am feeling down and sad, I just look at this pathetic picture of Jessica Simpson....makes the day better.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

ENT, just let me if I need to lay some voodoo on some b*tch. I've been learning voodoo.

Some of those Grouchy Ass Anon posters better take note!

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD JESSICA SIMPSON IS A FUCKING MESS! That girl is NOT beautiful and those pants are for fit girls whose tits don't sag down to their crotch! What in god's name was she thinking?

HEY GUYS: Do you now see why big old boobies ARE NOT attractive? Gravity gets to them early and this is the result. Big old floppy granny tits that reach the top of higher waisted pants. She makes me gag---tranny body with those nasty boobs.

Anonymous said...

Those granny pants help Jessica conceal the daiper she needs to conceal back door love dribble.

Anonymous said...

How old are some of you posters? 10?

Go outside and play while the grownups chat.

Anonymous said...

1:18 it only takes a quick glance and you can tell that Jessica's breast have been photoshopped to look like they're sagging. In fact, that portion of the picture has been "squished". Check out the photo on other sites and you'll see that her girls actually rather high up.
I'm no fan of J's but c'mon - let's be honest about manipulation of photos and information.

libby said...

I actually thought Lindsey did that so he'd have to talk to her. But, apparently she's into chicks. So hard to keep up.

Anonymous said...

Her boobs haven't been airbrushed. Check out the video of the scene that is posted on other sites (TMZ I think). They do look droopy in the video not just this photo. She just picked an unfortunate outfit that did not flatter her figure.

Most woman know that if you have larger breasts they will ALWAYS droop, no matter what your age, if you do not wear a bra with adequate support. The majority of woman's breasts droop - people just think they don't because most of breasts shown in movies are the exception to the rule - that's why they get hired to show them off. In my line of work, I've had to see alot of woman's breast and most sure don't look like the ones in the movies.

Kiki said...

I LOVE Target ! just say you are shopping at the Bulleye's Boutique
I once spend so much $ Target sent me a thank you card. really !

kiki said...

Jessica is just showing off her tits and cameltoe

ambersumiko said...

Is it just me, or do Jessica Simpsons breasts look strange in the above pic? Is it the angle? Or does she need to wear a bra. I thought the point of getting breast implants/augmentation was to make your boobs look really great and hot and you won't have to wear bras. But your right, everything is off.. the clothes, the tan the make-up. :(