Bye Sanjaya. We will miss the way you almost brought the show down. We will also miss you because your presence assured more pictures of your sister in her Hooters outfit would surface.
50 Cent doesn't like metal detectors and also has a huge monthly child support bill.
Bye Joan. It just wasn't the same with you on TV Guide Channel anyway. Face it, no one wants to watch that channel because you are always distracted by the scrolling screen, and then you get caught up in actually watching the screen. Then, when you turn away for a second or respond to Joan's shrieks you miss the channel you were interested in and have to watch the scroll for another 10 minutes before it pops up again. You need to find some work soon Joan because I'm not sure Melissa has ever got a job on her own and she has a child to feed.
Chris Rock wants to know if he's the baby's daddy. I want to know why she waited until the child was 13 to file something. Chris Rock has been famous for awhile now. I don't think it's his unless maybe he told his wife he didn't have any other kids, then was paying the mother on the side. His wife notices some money is missing from the cookie jar and so Chris stops paying the mother. Mother gets pissed and files the action which leads to all the Chris Rock marriage on the rocks rumors. Nice little circle. Glad that's solved. Oh, and if that little scenario is true, the IRS would like to have a chat with both parties.
Lindsay says she's not an addict. I thought she went to AA meetings. You know the first thing everyone does is go around the circle and say, “Hi, I'm Lindsay and I'm an alcoholic.” So anyway, I'm confused. Of course I'm confused about lots of things especially when they involve Lindsay.