White House Correspondents Dinner
Eddie Izzard is always at the top of my list. To me, he is the funniest man alive and no doubt has some type of women's underwear on under that tux.
1. "I'm touching super model ass."
2. "I'm a step up from James Blunt."
3. "I wonder if she likes to roleplay. She can be Simon and I'll be the bad singer who needs to be punished."No need to wait for Valerie Bertinelli's weight loss commercials. I'm going to track it for us every time I see a photo.
Seriously. Look at Paris' right hand. It really is huge. Didn't she have sex with James Blunt the night before? Doesn't she ever just get tired?