Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Boots US Launch

Yeah, you better be smiling, pal. Even if Ali wasn't always at the top she would be here for this look. This is probably the best she has ever looked.
I don't show enough photos of Christina Milian. We need more fresh faces in the gossip world. The regulars are looking tired and old and I'm tired of showing them. Of course as I say that, Man Hands herself is at the bottom of this little lineup.

"Hi. I'm Emmy Rossum. I took the picture with the guy so he can brag to all his friends. Now give me my free stuff."

Two more fresh faces. Jill Marie Jones and Autumn Reeser.
The two foot tattoos are what really make this outfit.
"Hi. I'm Pauly Shore. I used to be famous and could get any girl I wanted. Now, I look like I'm one step away from being Jeff Conaway's evil twin brother."

"You can say you slept with me if you want. Who won't believe you? Hey, Boots is a drugstore... do you guys sell Valtrex here?"

21 comments:

Mistik said...

Why does Kelly Osborne always look like someone's unmarried and eccentric aunt, circa 1954?.... Stylists were invented for people like her, they really were.

Mistik said...

Meant to add ... her entire look is a Laboutin...

mary mac said...

Is that you in the photos with Emmy and Kelly, Ent???

Anonymous said...

brush me up again, which bi was it that was guessed for autumn?

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^ was in ref. to pic file name.

meme said...

haha - i think it's funny that every bald(ing) guy photo we think is you. ;D

amy said...

when is boots moving to chicago? looking forward to the paracetomal with codeine*yes*

mngddess said...

Please stop printing photos of Man Hands. No one is interested anymore. I know I'm sick of seeing her.

Cyn

brendalove@gmail.com said...

"Mistik said...
Meant to add ... her entire look is a Laboutin..."

LOLOLOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Could ZX be Autumn? I know we were all pretty sold on DS, but if you right click on the picture it says "cant believe someone got this". Hmmmm????

-JMe

Pinky said...

No, he's referencing the BI he had about the young actress who gave her boyfriend a threesome for his birthday.

betsnup said...

I think the Autumn BI being referenced was about the new actress who gave her boyfriend a 3some for his birthday. Someone on the board pointed out some excellent clues that lead to her name.

betsnup said...

Pinky, you are fast! :)

Anonymous said...

DUH!! I just remembered that and came back to post it, but all you lovelies had already done so. Thanks! And sorry for my blonde moment!

-JMe

Anonymous said...

thank you for answering me about the bi (I was anon 10:11 and 10:12). It was driving me nuts - all that I remembered was that someone had narrowed it down to reese's pieces, but I still wasn't sold on Autumn Reeser until he created that file name for this picture.

Good job on whoever figured out the reese's pieces.

sami

Pinky said...

betsnup said...
Pinky, you are fast! :)

11:13 AM

Betsnup - you have no idea just HOW fast ;)

Anonymous said...

Emmy Rossum - SUCH a prima donna for no good reason whatsoever!

Anonymous said...

Hey looky here...Ent is in the photos

Anonymous said...

that's the dude from Boots moron.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Garner could give Paris a run for the money for the "man hands" moniker. She has some serious mitts on her! I think Ben Affleck's paws are smaller than Jen's are.

mary mac said...

That photo of Pauly Shore is a scream!