Saturday, May 26, 2007

I Thought She Said She Didn't Drink Anymore-aka Lindsay Lohan Cited For DUI

The scary thing is she almost got away with it. It was a one car accident and was reported to police by 911. I guess Lindsay wasn't the only one out at 530am. Normal people were starting their day while Lindsay allegedly drove drunk, injured herself and endangered her two passengers. 242 empty water bottles were recovered from the car. Okay, so I made that last part up.

17 comments:

missbliss said...

Cars and Lyndsay really dont mix. Even Paris has had fewer incidences behind the wheel.

bionic bunny! said...

wow. i'm really suprised. no. really.

thanks for posting on the weekend, ent!
did anybody see pirates yet? we're watiing until after the weekend.
hope everyone has a great weekend! i can't wait to read what ZX did for fun!!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the sight of Lindz, Paris and Nicole in jail will have a positive effect on the youth of America -- at least make them think twice.
That is my hope!!!!!
- kellygrrrl

Anonymous said...

Police found coke in the car, too.
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=entertainment&id=5341836

~dvz

Hez said...

Hypothetical jailhouse conversation:

LL: "OMG, Nicole, orange is SO totes your color."

NR: "Thanks Linds, I had six pairs of co-ordinating big sunglasses but they wouldn't let me bring them. Too bad, cuz I hollowed out the arms for my stash. It was good shit, too."

LL: "OMG I could totally use a bump right now. Or like, fifty. This hotel totally blows. When does room service come by to refill the minibar? And why is Paris crying? There's no cameras here!"

NR: "I think her diseased vadge is eating through the jumpsuit fabric, and apparently you only get the one. Plus, the two Kims have a total lock on the paps for the next twentyleventeen days. Bitches."

LL: "OMG how many? Oh, whatevs. I never learned to count either. But I do know -- what do you call them? factions? -- a half, one gram, one and a half grams, two grams, two and a half grams, three grams, an eight ball!"

NR: "Yay! My favorite faction! The only thing better is two! I guess that would be a fifteen ball?"

PH: "Shut UP! Shut UP! Shut UP! You bitches are more annoying than that fucking kinkajou! Don't think I won't have you killed as well, because I can totally do it. Joe Francis went to jail VOLUNTEERINGLY because he knew I would get him. And let's not forget what happened to Britney. Whore."

LL: "OMG seriously, this hotel blows. Wanna go to Hyde tonight? I gotta get laid."

PH: "Fuck, why didn't I read those books Mom made me carry around? Senerity now!! Ouch, my noonie hurts!"

LL & NR: "Hahahahahaha... WHORE!"

Anonymous said...

HEZ - do you have a good acronym for the look on LindZ' lips as she's leaving the party? Those are some seriously coked-up lips!!!!
- kellygrrrl

Anonymous said...

LMAO hez - twentyleventeen is like so totally my lucky number!!!!!!!
Wonder if all the Abercrombie ho's and Hot Topic freaks will maybe pass on the driving tonight. Wannabe's - take heed!!!
Seriously, though, LL's lips, as she's leaving the party, those suckers have a mind of their own!!!
- kellygrrrl

Anonymous said...

Best I can tell from all the various vids out there, seems there were several "tiffs" between LinZ and Samantha Ronson throughout the night. At one point LL jumped out of her SUV screaming at her friends and walking across the street. Another car with other friends who were following them all night, pulled up and screamed at her to get in the car. Then they all tried to get a suite at the Mondrian, but were denied. They went back to LL's. Then Samantha came running out pissed, and LL running after her. LinZ got in her car with another girl and went after Sam. LinZ yelled at Sam to get in the car but she kept walking. When they all saw that they were being taped, Samantha got in and sat on the other girl's lap. Linz gunned it out of there, made a left, and OOOPS!!! They all got out of the car and ran across the street, through the bushes and parking lot, LinZ screaming to her bodyguard to go get her car.
- kellygrrrl

Anonymous said...

Best I can tell from all the various vids out there, seems there were several "tiffs" between LinZ and Samantha Ronson throughout the night. At one point LL jumped out of her SUV screaming at her friends and walking across the street. Another car with other friends who were following them all night, pulled up and screamed at her to get in the car. Then they all tried to get a suite at the Mondrian, but were denied. They went back to LL's. Then Samantha came running out pissed, and LL running after her. LinZ got in her car with another girl and went after Sam. LinZ yelled at Sam to get in the car but she kept walking. When they all saw that they were being taped, Samantha got in and sat on the other girl's lap. Linz gunned it out of there, made a left, and OOOPS!!! They all got out of the car and ran across the street, through the bushes and parking lot, LinZ screaming to her bodyguard to go get her car.
- kellygrrrl

mngddess said...

I say all three girls need a lobotomy, but none of them have any brains.

There might be a shred of hope for Nicole Richie, but LL and PH AND their mothers need to be taken somewhere and sterilized. THAT'S what they can do to contribute to mankind.

Cyn

noel said...

I am just sick of these bitches getting away with shit!! Yeah they've been caught, but they will only make more money out of it when they start blubbering on some $$tv or $$mag deal about how they are soooooo glad that they have been saved, yada yada yada... and then there back doing the same shit... AGAIN!!

I hope they meet some real people in jail who have had a hard life to stick it up them!! No violence, just some mind games... at first!!

Boy they deserve it!!

Anonymous said...

Lindsay needs to stay at home and fuck and suck me!

Anonymous said...

Lindsay is stupid and arrogant. That vodka company was bright enough to pull out of sponsoring her birthday party. BTW, since when does anyone need their birthday party sponsored? Cheapass.

I'm not going to spend any money ever seeing this loser girl in whatever project she does. Bad enough my tax money has to go into the legal system to prosess her.

Anonymous said...

You can't make this stuff up! This is golden..(hee)..3 bitches going up the river! They make jokes based on this. Best drama of the year...and it's only May folks.
Blohan just nailed the coffin on her career! MwHAHAHA

Tracee

bionic bunny! said...

hez- you have way too much time on your hands!
thank god! that was some seriously funny shit!

Claudea said...

Hez: you're funny :)

kellysirkus said...

Seriously, Hez, you should write a book. We could all use the giggles. You wit makes my day!
Wonder if Stella McCartney is working on that eco-friendly polyester orange jumpsuit yet -- size 0, natch!
And for those pesky jobs on the side of the 101 fwy picking up trash, Karl Lagerfeld can make some great gloves with a little hidden pocket for contraband.
Don't forget the Prada workboots - so utilitarian!
- kellygrrrl