Well I can think of lots of better ways to start off the morning, but here are some clips from Lindsay Lohan's new movie I Know Who Killed Me. These particular clips are her scenes from the strip club where she works and scenes from a stalker's point of view. As far as I know they are safe for work. I didn't really feel like watching them myself but in the screencaps she appears to be clothed much more than she is in real life.
Paula Abdul maybe didn't trip over her dog. Maybe she threw something and it broke and cut her nose. I don't know how that explains the busted toe. It doesn't really matter but since American Idol is done for this season she needs to keep her name in the news somehow. I kind of expect a few more of these incidents until the new season starts. I actually think she should think about having sex with the contestants because that scandal was way more fun. Oooooh. Sanjaya. Nice.
No one could possibly believe that Jessica Simpson wrote this, understand this, read this or even spell it. If you think she wrote this, then she should be able to get up and read it as well. Imagine her reading it out loud and you know she just can't do it.
Justin's in love with Jessica Biel. When you are at home in bed alone at night, everyone is in love with Jessica Biel. Doesn't make her love you back.
Dean McDermott's ex speaks to People. It's actually pretty interesting but the only reason she's talking to them is she is trying to sell a tv series and an anthology of essays. And lookie there. People published an excerpt from one of the essays. Well cheaper than actually paying her.