Wednesday, May 30, 2007

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which celebrity handler just sent the following e-mail to a cosmetics company, accompanied by a shopping list of products they'd like for free? "I have a celebrity that I am working with who just had lipo. Her cellulite shows more now than before, she is very small so the cellulite is more noticeable, not happy. I thought it would be a nice treat for her to try out your line, in particular some of the products listed below. ..."

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does being small affects how much cellulite shows? Lipo I can Understand but small?

Pop tart? Cortney Love? Tara Reid?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Courtney.

Tara maybe.

Anonymous said...

I'd say Britney due to all the sites saying she recently had lipo, but lord knows she NEEDS a handler, but I dont know that she has one.

Anonymous said...

Misha Barton

brendalove@gmail.com said...

LOL anon! Great minds think alike!

Anonymous said...

Nicole Richie? It could explain the little tummy pooch and the "shopping list" reference, as she was seen shopping with Mischa on Memorial Day.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Mary Mac -
I think Nicole's tummy pooch is like what happens to the starving children in Africa when their bellies get so swollen from lack of food. I'm not kidding at all. Did you see the pic of her on DListed yesterday? I wonder how far she can walk without feeling faint?

Anonymous said...

Cellulite has been found to be indistinguishable from ordinary fat in every medical and scientific test.

Nicole Richie has no fat tissue left. The protruding belly is the same you see in people suffering from malnutrition in sub Saharan Africa.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but I would strangle my 'handler' for divulging all the unnecessary info for free makeup! Couldn't the handler have just said they thought it would be nice to try out their stuff without having to tell all the details about lipo? Or better yet, since its a celebrity, why not just send someone to actually BUY the stuff and call it a day? I guess that's asking too much.

Anonymous said...

Eva Longoria! Just 'cause EL hates her so much. Off topic: If no one has guessed Jamie King for ZX, I am officially guessing her. She did just get engaged, so maybe ZX got back with the bf who dumped her earlier this year? She's in 'Cheaper By The Dozen 2' (with Piper Perabo, possible hula-hooping best friend from the post)and that could have been the DVD the slumber party kids were clutching. Just throwing it out there on one of these last countdown days.....

Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson

Anonymous said...

Libby I am with you, gotta be Eva. Maybe she got lipo for her wedding or something (not that she needs it, that skinny bee-yotch!)

Anonymous said...

Jaime King is not an award winning actress; ZX is.
We will be finding out who she is in less than a week; please hold off on the really insipid guesses!

Anonymous said...

pam anderson

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Sharon Stone since she was photgraphed in that bikini with mucho celly. I vote her.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Eva. She's very tiny, very vain, and already has a deal w/ Revlon so she and/or her people would feel justified calling someone up.

Anonymous said...

My first thoughts were Courtney Love or Sharon Stone as both have been pictured with a bad case of cellulite.

Anonymous said...

EVA: YES YES YES!

SHE IS TINY BUT UNTONED AND HAS TONS OF CELLULITE. SHE WAS RECENTLY PHOTO'D PLAYING VOLLEYBALL IN A BIKINI AND THE PICS WOULD BE ENOUGH TO DRIVE HER TO SURGERY.

ALSO AS "IF" SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK HER BEST FOR THE HONEYMOON BIKINI "CANDIDS" SHE'S PROBABLY ALREADY SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

AND SHE IS SHAMELESS ENOUGH TO HAVE HER HANDLER LOOK FOR COMP'D CELLULITE TREATMENT.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Sharon Stone would fit the "she is very small" part though.
I'm a little skeptical of this one anyway~ who would tell that their CELEBRITY client had Lipo? In this day and age where info like that would get someone money for exposing it?

Anonymous said...

If Longoria has a deal with any sort of cosmetics firm, she'd be foolish to solicit freebies from another company -- wouldn't that void her endorsement deal? And wouldn't that make Ron Perelman kick her a#s?

Anonymous said...

lil kim.

she got chunky in the clink and recently "lost" a ton of weight. she is small and a infamous product whore.

Anonymous said...

I say Mischa. She's been photographed with cellulite before, and the mention of a shopping list ties in with the pics of her and Nicole grocery shopping for Memorial Day.

Anonymous said...

rosie o'donnell

Anonymous said...

does ny daily news do blind items the same way as ent? erm, maybers the list isn't a clue. hello!

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:04--I didn't realize you were in charge of this blog. My apologies. I do have another guess for you though--I'm guessing you're a douche.

Anonymous said...

I can see Longoria doing this.

Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise

Anonymous said...

Eva Longoria

schneefloeckli said...

Mischa Barton is 5' 9" (1.75 m) which isn't tiny.

Eva Longoria on the other hand seems to fit all the clues and we know Ent hates her [as do I], so it could very well be her.

Jerry said...

Another small actress reputed to be a product hawk is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

And since we're taking final guesses at ZX's secret identity, I'll go with Lorena Bobbitt. If I'm right, then to ZX I apologize for anything I've ever said or going to say and please don't hurt me - I'm very tiny and just had lipo.

Anonymous said...

Eva Longoria has a contract w/ L'Oreal, not Revlon, but it's still her. L'Oreal owns / is owned by other companies including Lancome and La Mer? Maybe? Anyway, there's an item in US Weekly that she asked for 10 bags of Vavoom hair products at a recent event. Since all the celebrities do this, it must be outrageous if they're mentioning her.

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