Morning Links
Tom and Katie went to Europe to really work on Posh and Becks. Allegedly the two couples stayed out until 7am one night. The only way Tom stayed out until 7am was if he had both the Beckhams strapped to the box. Tom and Katie did visit the German Church of Scientology Headquarters at 245am. Everyone knows that is what time the real service starts. Katie and Suri went and saw Knut the polar bear while Tom met with the other aliens. I don't know what Tom is doing to Katie, but she is looking about 50. I also love their movie kiss. Lips to chin and not a tongue to be found.
Paris Hilton gets to use scissors and glue.
The evil EL's friends are talking smack about Tony Parker. I can only hope he gets her back by leaving her at the altar. No breaking up with her a week before or even the night before. I want her in the church, about to walk down the aisle, when someone points out there is no one on the groom's side of the aisle.
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What is EL's deal anyway? She sure has a lot of haters. Why is she so hated? I don't care about her so I don't really keep up.
Do NOT for one second feel sorry for katie she got what she wanted, Alist lifestyle. If she had not met TC she would be some medicore actress trying to find a sitcom to pay the bills and driving a beat up honda.
Yeah, why IS Eva so hated? I thought there was a rumor that she cheated on Tony but I'm not sure. There must be good reason if Ent wants her left at the altar! That's pretty harsh...
Kiki - great point. I agree!
The sunglasses at night make me gag, along with that "kiss." Note the Beckhams don't seem to need sunglasses a few steps ahead.
I actually think that if you marched a Ken doll with a Barbie doll it would look more natural and genuinely affectionate than TC and KH.
Katie sold herself off to the highest (only) bidder. She had to have known what she was getting into. I dont feel sorry for her, in fact, I'm sickened by her. Marriage used to mean something, it's not supposed to be a contract involving seperate bedrooms, gay poolboys, and black amex cards.
Ya'll are good because I didn't know that was Tom and Katie kissing. I thought it was two lipstick lesbians get their swerve on. Could that kiss be any more awkward than when Michael Jackson kissed Lisa Marie on the MTV awards. -barf- I think I sterile now.
Tracee
I see SOMEONE brought his lifts to Europe.
Jesus, has Tom Cruise ever kissed a real woman before. What is he doing with his lips? Freak!!!! That poor woman.
Eyes Wide Shut was on TV the other night and the "intimacy" between TC and NK is so laughable I could barely watch. Plus there's hot naked chicks in practically half of TC's scenes, and yet he still looks like a complete flamer.
Damm, whatever chump change Posh Spice, Oh excuse me, Mrs.Beckham, paid for those fake tits was certainly a waste of money.
Thats the ugliest set of fake boobs ever seen. They could not look more artifical.
I see Posh and I think Beckham must be gay.
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