Jessica Alba's nephew will be taking this photo to show and tell until he's 12
. Gotta love the shoes.
I know they aren't a couple, but they are beginning to have that tendency to kind of morph into each other.
Jordan kind of reminds me of Tony Shalhoub in MIB.
You would like death also if you were locked in the cupboard beneath the stairs by your wife. I think we all are good at pretending. It will be our secret. Shhhhh.
“When I'm doing porn, nothing satisfies me more than vitamin energy.”
“Wow. If you put one foot in front of the other, you really can walk.”
We can't believe they want you to sign eithr Justin.
Jay Mewes all grown up and looks like he wins the award for most swag gained.
Photos courtesy of flynet, justjared, and buzzfoto.