Friday, June 15, 2007

Random Photos Part 2

**Update** The woman in red is Aimee-Lynn Chadwick.

This photo was taken in Hawaii. Nice place. I always smile while I'm there. Well except for one time which involved bare feet, lava rock, and a bottle of Everclear. Anyway, Hawaii makes you smile. Further, this was an award show solely to honor Claire Danes. This is a party for her. Show some enthusiasm. Please. I'm begging you.
Honey. You are just supposed to endorse the vodka, not drink the whole bottle.
First of all this whole suspenders with the shorts thing has got to go. Second, this photo is not going to make me rush out and buy Playboy. When I see this, I'm not thinking to myself, "I have got to see Amanda Beard naked."
"Hey Hilary. You want to play find the candy bar?"
"No, I'm not here to see Anna Kournikova. I'm into this whole nature thing. I've got trees."
Ashton Kutcher and a life size Queen of Spades.
David Gest is trying waaaaaay to hard to prove he's straight. Come on David. You were married to Liza Minelli. Liza Minelli. You probably got more action at the wedding from Michael Jackson than from Liza.
One of these guys spent the night hitting on
Hayden's mom???
Keira Knightley stars in the Natalie Portman Story. Sienna Miller co-stars as Natalie's slutty next door neighbor.
"It's been 13 years and I still get laid by telling OJ stories." Why is Kato even invited to parties? What list is he on?
I'm guessing Jesse met her in rehab. Just guessing here.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

still no actual proof that ds is zx.

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks Kato Kaelin is cute? he might be a loser, but he shoulda been a model.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Kato sold off a bunch of his record collection about 10 years ago and I bought a few things. He might be dumb as a rock, but he had some good music.

Anonymous said...

why would they honor Claire Danes? I don't think she's a good actress at all...she's just boring!

Am I the only one who doesn't understand the appeal of Keira or Sienna?

Anonymous said...

ENT, where is Adrian Grenier? Now that is one cute guy to look at, forget Ronaldo! Give us some Adrian Grenier!

-Lucky

Anonymous said...

Who is the girl holding the bottle of liquor? She looks like she is 12!

Hez said...

I agree... who is the BEAST in the second photo?

She's gonna need a bigger bottle if she hopes to make any friends with that ugly mug.

Anonymous said...

Lucky - have you seen Shot In The Dark? I've decided I am now Adrian's #1 slut...care to join the haram?

mmmm adrian.

~mel

betsnup said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know the little girl in picture number 2...but I also have no idea who the guy in pic #5 is either...

Anonymous said...

Mel, I haven't seen his documentary yet, but I saw him in Devil Wears Prada and he is beautiful! I hereby pronounce myself Adrian's No.2 slut! Go Adrian!

-Lucky

kiki said...

Jeremy Priven is the one that hit on the couger. But I bet its jsut a way to get to the kitten.

Tripoli said...

Hayden's Mom = next Dina Lohan.

The girl in the picture with Jesse Metcalf seems familiar... has she been on TV or am I just recognizing her from this site, lol?

inuyasha said...

About Amanda Beard 1) The BI about this actress you have never heard = in imdb credited only as Liz in "Expert Witness" 2)very popular with a certain kind of guy = she is well-known among stockcar racing circles, after dating several of the drivers 3)stalking = I don't know but when you become famous you always have fan(s). 4)Ent are you afraid of her because of the knive? Hillary Duff 1)candy bar = blowjob? BI about the dirty dick! lol And you know she claims she's still virgin so it's a way to stay "pure". wink wink

Anonymous said...

ewwww
i feel sorry for hayden

her mom looks like a slut, not a mom
how sad for hayden that she is such an opportunist

Anonymous said...

hayden is beautiful and always glowing
i hope she never goes the paris/nicole/lindsay/britney route

Anonymous said...

anon @ 1:12
I thought it was a forgone coclusion that Hayden was headed in that direction, but we'll see, we'll see...

Anonymous said...

Ashton better stay away from those donuts, I'm just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one that doesn't understand the Amanda Beard sex symbol thing? She's so fucking fug...

noel said...
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Anonymous said...

Wow, ENT! I'm impressed! Now I can finally say this:


BabaBooey!!! BabaBooey!!!


(I'm pretty sure 80% of your readers have no clue about what I'm talking about. Whatever. They're all here to praise Paris anyhow...)

Anonymous said...

I right click and get nothing! Is there a trick to it? and 1:59 I am not here to praise Ms Wonky full of Herpes. Do not assume!