First of all if you need to hold it down while standing up, then the damn dress is probably too short. Second, the dress looks like it was made in five minutes by a Project Runway reject.
And remember, she's a sex symbol, and so is Pam.
Cameron may be 420 friendly but she still knows how to piss off an entire country. (See what you get when you read on the weekends.)
Paris loses $1M, but she does get out of jail on Tuesday and can start possibly spreading her herpes again.
Tom must really want the Beckham's to become Scientologists.
If you could have waited 20 years, you could have married a guy old enough to be your grandfather too.
TMZ has a video of the Lohan fight I wrote about yesterday. That religion thing really doesn't seem to be working for Michael.
I have to say Mena Suvari looks pretty damn hot in these photos.