Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Today's Blind Items

Two today because they are short.

#1 This star basketball player has been in trouble before at home and away but had his life back on track. Now, it appears that maybe things aren't so great at home. He and his wife don't sleep in the same room, or even on the same floor. Maybe it has something to do with that hot little thing he has been sneaking around with two or three times.

#2 This B list comic film and television actor is engaged and loyal. EXCEPT that he thought he had a chance with a Playboy model and so began blowing off his soon to be betrothed. Our actor called, texted and squired around the Playboy model but with absolutely no luck. Turns out she was just using him for favors and presents. He found out when she was spotted making out and all over this A list film actor. Our actor's fiancee' doesn't seem to have found out, although they have not been spotted in public together since this all began.

121 comments:

Anonymous said...

#1. Kobe

Anonymous said...

#1 is KOBE!

Anonymous said...

Agree with Kobe. Have to think about #2...

Twisted Sister said...

Could the Playboy model be Tamara Witmer? She's dating Bruce Willis, who is still considered to be A list.

I see she's gone out with Jean Claude Van Damme, but can't find any other info.

Anonymous said...

Twisted Sister, Bruce Willis is not engaged though, and not really B list.
Not criticizing, just pointint out...

Anonymous said...

I assumed twisted was saying Bruce W. was the A-lister she was seen with

Anonymous said...

going to guess that actually means that a b list actor was engaged, tried to get with tamara, but realized he didn't stand a chance when he saw tamara with bruce.

Robin said...

Are any guys from the SNL cast engaged? It could fit the comic film and television actor piece...

Be Adequite! said...

Ohhhh!!! TS you're right on with that one...I want it to be Dane Cook so badly but he doesn't fit (hardly a B list actor)!

...off to do research...

Twisted Sister said...

Anon 12:34 - you're right, I'm saying I don't know who the B list television/film comic is, but that I think the model could be Tamara and the A list film actor she hooked up with in the end is Bruce Willis.

Anon 12:33 - does that make sense?

Here's the blind:

2 This B list comic film and television actor is engaged and loyal. EXCEPT that he thought he had a chance with a Playboy model and so began blowing off his soon to be betrothed. Our actor called, texted and squired around the Playboy model but with absolutely no luck. Turns out she was just using him for favors and presents. He found out when she was spotted making out and all over this A list film actor. Our actor's fiancee' doesn't seem to have found out, although they have not been spotted in public together since this all began.

Twisted Sister said...

Anon 12:35 - that's exactly what I'm saying. Thanks!

Be adequite - I didn't even think of Dane Cook as the B list television/film comic, but he would sure fit - if he's engaged. Is he?

Since this dating seems like it would be covert, I assume we should be looking at pictures and not news related items saying the two were dating?

mary mac said...

Kobe

Otherwise, I'm a blank

Anonymous said...

TS, totally makes sense. Funny how people can read the same thing and walk away with 2 difference understandings of it!

Be Adequite! said...

That's the thing, he's totally down low when he talks about her...no mention on wiki...she's a singer named Raquel I think...who else could it be?

Anonymous said...

OOOOOOH, Sacha Baron Cohen a.k.a. Boart? TV and movies. B list b/c he isn't really main stream? definitely engaged and fiancee isla is prego

Twisted Sister said...

12:41 - I'm not the most coherent writer, so that doesn't exactly help.

Be Adequite! said...

Damn 12:42 I bet you're right :-)

Anonymous said...

12:42... i think youre on the right track, but theyve been spotted together mass lately. Unless this just happened yesterday

-K

Anonymous said...

What about Chris Kattan? He's engaged to some girl named Sunshine, and recently was posted signing Carmen Electra's shirt. I'm sure Carmen Electra has had pic's of her making out with someone at some time!!!
Parisss

Anonymous said...

Sacha was photo'ed with a very pregnant fiancee in the last week (6/11). The BI says they haven't been seen in public since.... I think that rules him out. Has he done much tv?

Anonymous said...

TMZ links to a story about her (Isla) shopping for baby stuff but the photos is old.

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:48, he had da Ali G show

Twisted Sister said...

12:48 - yes, he has that HBO series Ali G or whatever it's called.

Anonymous said...

And, for those who have seen Borat, remember the whole point of going to CA was to see Pamela Anderson, a former playmate?

Anonymous said...

That's right! He did do tv too. But he's been seen alot with his fiancee. I think ENT would include something about her being pregnant too.

Anonymous said...

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/search/label/Sacha%20Baron%20Cohen

Last week ENT posted this pic of them together. Kind of contradictory for ENT to post this last week, and then to say they have been seen together since this week. No?

Anonymous said...

Is it Lindsey Lohan? We haven't seen her with anyone in awhile.

I'm just saying.

Parisss

Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise is gay

Anonymous said...

well DUH 12:59

I really like the Chris Kattan guess...

~mel

Anonymous said...

I like Chris Kattan guess too. Ent makes a comment with it that makes it seem Carmen isn't as into Chris as he is. Plus look at her face and his. He looks like a puppy dog!!

pisly said...

Jim Carrey (assuming he's secretly engaged to Jenny McCarthy)?

Twisted Sister said...

I don't think it's Jim Carrey - he's come right out and stated he wouldn't be marrying again.

Anonymous said...

What about Ryan Reynolds for #2? Havent seen any pics of he and Alanis Morrisette in ages

Anonymous said...

Chris Kattan. Ent gave us a picture of them together last week. Where was his fiancee?

Anonymous said...

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have been together for over 7 years and she converted to Judaism for him..its not Borat!!! Not to mention he's hardly B list.

I have no guesses becasue I do not care..the BI are getting more lame everyday.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And, for those who have seen Borat, remember the whole point of going to CA was to see Pamela Anderson, a former playmate?

*****

great Einstein, did anyone tell you the movie was SATIRE?

Anonymous said...

Ryan Reynolds?

Anonymous said...

RYAN REYNOLDS ISN'T F'ING ENGAGED. READ UP BEFORE YOU KEEP GUESSING.
***********************************
Was engaged to Alanis Morissette. [2004-2006]

Ryan and Alanis Morissette have called off their engagement [June, 2006].

Anonymous said...

Thank you 1:19!!! It's not Sacha. Isn't he guessed for half of the blind's anyways?!

Anonymous said...

What about the guy from Jackass (not Johnny Knoxville or Steve O)- the other one? He had a show on MTV about his engagement and has been in the Jackass movies??? Cant remember his name.

Def agree not Sacha or Ryan!

Anonymous said...

Let see, is Kobe fucking around...AGAIN??? ~sigh~

First one is Chris Kattan, who I thought was gay until I saw he and his Playboy-esque looking fiance on something the other day. He's a film and TV comic.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I love how these men think models and strippers simply adore them because they are such hot guys. Yeah. And another sucker bites the dust.....

Anonymous said...

For #2, what about Jay Mohr? Did he marry Nikki Cox yet, or are they still engaged? He'd fit otherwise. I kind of hope he's not catting around on her; I'm a fan of his, and think she's underrated as a performer.

Anonymous said...

Not Jay Mohr. He & Nikki are married.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20005554,00.html

Twisted Sister said...

Jay Mohr - married as of December '06, so not him.

Anonymous said...

Is Jay Mohr engaged?

Twisted Sister said...

WAIT!!!!!!! Read through the blind item again and the phrase 'two or three times' is a clue.

Michael Jordan - jersey number 23. He and Juanita filed for divorce a few years back because of his sleeping around, then reconciled, and I hear they're having problems again.

I think the answer to #1 is Michael Jordan.

Twisted Sister said...

p.s. I'm from Chicago, so this saddens me.

Anonymous said...

None of the clues in the post point to Kobe. I would say that "two or three times" is a clue. Maybe the guy wears 23 like Lebron James or Jordan (although I think that Jordan is single now).
None of the clues scream Kobe --plays basketball and he is a cheater?? What about Iverson (#3).

~Lohan

Twisted Sister said...

Scratch that - MJ is already divorced.

Anonymous said...

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have been together for over 7 years and she converted to Judaism for him..its not Borat!!! Not to mention he's hardly B list.

I have no guesses becasue I do not care..the BI are getting more lame everyday.


Ah yes, always blame the BI's/BI writer when you cannot engage your own brain.

Anonymous said...

Whoever originally guessed Chris Kattan - KUDOS TO YOU!

From today's BI:
"Our actor called, texted and squired around the Playboy model but with absolutely no luck."

From a People Mag story:
"Originally I was going to do something very special," Kattan tells PEOPLE. "I tried to get Bono of U2 to serenade her. That didn't happen. Then I asked Justin Timberlake. No answer. After hundreds of phone calls and text messages, I finally ended up asking one of the members of the group Hanson. He didn't want to get involved."

GGA

Anonymous said...

HEz! Where are you?

Anonymous said...

I like Kobe guess because he's been bringing the fam around premieres and stuff like their happy. If it ain't him then it's Shaq. He has a history of "keeping" mistresses, while his wife turns a blind eye.

For #2-Chris Kattan, he was in the tabs awhile after he got engaged. And now no word on the wedding or anything. Plus doesn't he LOOK like he would relentlessly chase a PB girl and have no clue she's effing with his head. He's B list because of who he was in movie with...even though they weren't that good.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

is michael jordan divorced already? I was thinking the Two or Three times could also signify the two threepeats the Bulls had when Jordan was on the team...as a chicagoan and a bartender, he's never been faithful, Shaq either.

mary mac said...

Chris Kattan is not and never will be B list. C list AT BEST

Anonymous said...

But Mary Mac look at his impressive resume:

House on Haunted Hill
A night at the Roxbury
Monkeybone
Corky Romano
Totally Awesome!
Undercover Brother

AND he has 4 movies slated to be released this year. And he's starred with other B listers. Wouldn't a Clister's movie go straight to DVD and not even show in a movie theater.

Kattan is B List, he made the tabs!

Tracee

Anonymous said...

but does kobe have three championships? don't really follow basketball...

Anonymous said...

Chris Kattan is GAY!

Twisted Sister said...

3:08 - the blind item doesn't indicate the player has three championships.

Anonymous said...

Yeah maybe so 3:09, but he's got a goodlooking beard. And maybe he swing both ways, like his character Mango...NO! NO! You cannot have any of the mango!

Tracee

Anonymous said...

omg lol 3:19

Anonymous said...

1:28 you're talking about Bam and Missy and they have already gotten married.

Be Adequite! said...

Is the title of BI referring to the people- that THEY'RE short? Or just the BI descriptions? Cause that could narrow down the NBA player pretty, ahem, shortly.

Anonymous said...

#1. Alex Rodriguez
#2. Dane Cook

Anonymous said...

If Dane Cook is B-list than Kattan is B-List. He's been in more shit...Literally.

Tracee

Hez said...

2:34, thanks for the shoutout, but I'm better with the snark than the BIs.

It's a big week in Hezland -- still reading, even if not posting as much.

Anonymous said...

#1 is Kobe - the line "has been in trouble before at home and away" - Remember Kobe was accused of Rape at a resort in CO a few years ago and the girl dropped out. Cost Kobe a bunch of $$ to keep wife Vanessa happy after that.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I am trying to put too much thought into it, but the two/ three reference could have to do with the fact that Kobe was the 2nd Laker to have 3 straight 50+point games. Regardless, I still think it's his sorry ass.

Anymore thoughts on #2?

kellysirkus said...

Happy BDay Hez!!!!

Anonymous said...

Glad you're still around. Your comments are missed.

Patra said...

my gaydar pings big time with C.K. even though he dates (!) women.



www.literaryhipsternerd.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Michael Jordan and Juanita Jordan have filed for divorce again-this time it's a 100% that they are splitting. so it's not them.

Twisted Sister said...

6:00 - they're already divorced as noted above. Juanita got $ 150 million dollars as settlement.

Wow, I'd take just the interest on that!

Anonymous said...

has anyone thought about the fact (on #2) that "comic" could mean comic books? Spiderman, Superman, Batman, Fantastic Four...

Anonymous said...

scottie pippen

http://www.thetrixie.com/archives/were_two_for_tw.phtml

Anonymous said...

# 1 kobe
# 2 adam brody

Anonymous said...

still no proof that DS is ZX. i guess all the talk about how this site is fake should start again.

Anonymous said...

Chris Kattan, from SNL, for #2. He's recently engaged to some chick, poss. a model.

Anonymous said...

Lebron James wears 23. I am not sure he is married, but he has 2 kids with his lady, who lives with him.

He is also known to have women in diff cities.

Anonymous said...

Tobey Maguire

Anonymous said...

Chris Kattan is b-list. His engagement to a very hot chick made the presses (I was surprised too, totally thought he was gay- maybe he still is). The texting reference can be referring to Carmen Electra. There's an article about how she likes to "text sex" people. Then 2:33 brought up an article about CK texting also. All the names of other actors are great guesses- but there are pictures of CK with Carmen Electra, a former Playboy model, he is engaged, and we have not seen any pictures of "Sunshine" recently. We HAVE seen pic's of him with C.Eltectra though. I think ent putting all that on this sight is a little telling. Why else would there be a pic of Electra and Navarro, and the one of her and Kattan? Why would he post a pic of Kattan really? When I remembered seeing that pic of them together I know it struck me as odd at the time. Maybe this is why!

Anonymous said...

LeBron isn't married.

Anonymous said...

Kobe and Jason Lee

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or is it odd that Hez has been so quiet since all of this "Hez is ENT" debate has occured. She says she's better at "snarking than BI's- and is still reading. Why has she suddenly decided to be so quiet? Was Parisss onto something, or did she just try to hide something by acting like she made all that up? Hez was as entertaining as ENT. I'd be willing to bet there was more to that than we know. Who REALLY writes this site, and where is Dominique Swain?

Anonymous said...

whatever happened to jeezelouise?

Anonymous said...

What about Jay Mohr?...Isn't he engaged to Nikki Cox still?...Haven't seen pics of them together in a few months...

Twisted Sister said...

Anon 7:34 - see above.

Anonymous said...

#2 Is definitely Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks. The Press has been eager to report on them two and another site claims she was all over someone recently. Plus the only other Playboy models we here about are the old ones and The Hugh 3.

-Rahki

Anonymous said...

Maybe it has something to do with that hot little thing he has been sneaking around with two or three times.

I agree with Kobe - remember he had the number 23 at first then he talked about changing it to 32 then he decided that 24 was better because it was one up from Michael Jordan.
-Rahki

Anonymous said...

Rahki- good guess, but is Nick Cannon engaged? I couldn't find anything regarding that.

Anonymous said...

Wrong. Research, research, research- and read the blinds thouroughly before you guess. Nick Cannon is engaged to Selita Ebanks (a Victoria Secret model). She is NOT a PLAYBOY model. There aren't any references (that I can find) that Nick has been out with any Playboy models. There have been pic's of them together is the last month (they were engaged 5/7 in Times Square).

Carmen Electra was a Playboy model. It doesn't say she was a NEW Playboy model, just a model. Dita Von Teese, Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra have ALL been in Playboy.

Anonymous said...

And it doesn't say the actor was engaged to a Playboy model- it states he tried to get with one.

Anonymous said...

anon


To suggest someone to read is oxymoron, everyone has to read a blind item to guess, but these are just that guesses, unless u have the end all Tone your admonishments down. Playboy/Victoria Secret the same to me.

Twisted Sister said...

Anon 8:59 - I think you may be in the minority on that one. A Playboy model isn't the same as a Victoria Secret model. I'm fairly certain when the blind says Playboy model, they mean just that.

What do others think?

Anonymous said...

Well, I think Playboy IS different than regular BUT I think people need to get off their high-horses (not referring to you Twisted, referring to original anon) when 'correcting' someone else's guess...
Jeez, if I was Hez I wouldnt post here either - this has to be one of the most cranky bunch of anons on a celeb blog who spend more time w/conspiracy theories related to ENT, Hez, DX, etc than guessing blind items and making fun of celebs - NOT that I am speaking for Hez - I'm sure she loves all of you and your polite postings.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Hez was just sick of you asses not READING the vice's and making actual guesses that are possiblities? Ever think of that?

Anonymous said...

To add to your comment, 10:38, why doesn't ENT stick up for and address the Hez controversy, along with the ZX stuff? It's like he fuels the suspicions.

Anonymous said...

Ent & Hez are EATING up all the controversy. Whether they are the same person or not- they are loving it!!!

Anonymous said...

I think it would make it WORSE if ENT said anything for Hez, that would really get the conspiracy rumors flying. As it is there is at least one post a week saying that there is a secret clique w/decoder rings and all...
Why doesn't ENT require sign-in for commments like so many do to try and put a stop to some of the blatant personal attacks in the comments - I think because he gets more people, more traffic, more everything the more the controversy exists and I think that is also why he isnt addressing the whole ZX/DS issue...
Personally, do I care if he is an ENT lawyer or if ZX is DS - not really - I do like the blog, love the blind items BUT did decide to no longer post w/a name and just go anon to even the playing field...

Anonymous said...

11:04- Hez IS THAT YOU?! Or is it DS. Or is that ENt him/herself?!

Anonymous said...

And here they go... do you want to see my secret decoder ring now too?

Anonymous said...

Ent started all of this by giving props to Hez on something she told him about Paris.
And what is up with all the f*cking pictures of bands. ENOUGH already. We get the picture, you like music.

Hez likes music too, doesn't she?

Anonymous said...

I still think that DS was ALL made up.

Hez said...

Thanks for the b-day shoutout (and yr other comments on my blog), kellysirkus -- a bit premature (it's this Sunday the 24th), but welcome nonetheless. Much appreciated right now, too.

Y'know, I'm as jaded as the next beeyotch, but I'm sure glad I don't go through life so skeptical that people might not be who they pretend to be. If I did, I might not have all the great friends I've made from this site (including Ent and DS).

A few well-placed leaps of faith certainly go a long way towards making it feel like a smaller world.

Anonymous said...

I don't care either, but I disagree that there are SO MANY persistent conspiracy theorists - every now and then a poster will question Ent, someone else will question Hez, and only a few have asked about ZX/DS.

COnsidering how many posters were such fans of ZX's writing and begged her to continue, it is actually weird that there aren't more questioning her whereabouts, if you are honest and think about it.

It's also weird that any question (esp. about ZX!) is taken as some evil plan to take down the site. Esp. when almost always people say they like it.

Are there any industry insiders who would know how to CONTACT Dominique Swain or her publicist/agent/whatever? I looked on her website, and someone already has written on her message board to ask about it, but the site seems dead and there wasn't a response to it.

Anonymous said...

Hez is SUCH good friends with DS- I'm sure she can prove it to all of us non-believers.

Anonymous said...

And to everyone who picks on Perez, you may not like him- but at least he has the balls to say who he is, and not hide behind initials. And he actually has met celebrities, and isn't making it all up like Hez, oooops- I mean Ent.

Anonymous said...

Leave Hez alone - she has said she is not, so she should get the benefit of the doubt. It's the blog writer who should stand up and address the rumblings - it's his site, it comes with the territory if you claim to know people but remain anonymous, esp. with what he pulled with the DS thing.

Anonymous said...

11:04 is a bad-ass!

Anonymous said...

Hez said it wasn't her? Big deal. Ent said he/she knew DS, and all these other celebrities- and that was a big fat lie. Why should hez be honest?

Anonymous said...

And really, you disagree that there has been alot of comments about DS/ZX - BUT DAILY - sometimes in each in every post that Ent puts up there is someone saying "where's the proof, huh" - and really - if you dont believe it, that really is fine, I dont think anyone cares if another Anon believes or doesnt, but why keep coming here then, if you dont believe, dont enjoy, think Hez is ENT or ENT is Hez or whatever, WHY ARE YOU STILL COMING TO THIS SITE THEN - please - someone explain that to me - I dont think you are trying to shut down the site or actually that anyone of 'us' who post in the freaking comments have that amount of power, but I get annoyed I guess because most of the time when someone says, oh he's a faker, go to Perez site, he's real, I think WHY are you here then - just go to Perez's site... right? Its like coming to my house and telling me you dont like my house, well then WHY ARE YOU HERE????
Do I think it is weird that all of a sudden there is no ZX/DS posts, I guess, but I personally think it is a brilliant plan by ENT to drive traffic to the site - people are now checking every day to see if she is here... or perhaps she is just busy in Mexico... I started reading this blog before DS/ZX so more interested in the blind items than here but that is me...

Anonymous said...

We do it just to piss you off sweetie!

Anonymous said...

Thanks honey pie - good to know.

Anonymous said...

It says it plain and clear in black and white (literally) that "...certain situations, characters and events portrayed in the Blog are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously..." so no one here is a liar or dishonest and in my opinion no one has a right to even b*tch about it. Question things, sure, but b*tch, no.

Anonymous said...

I still it's Chris Kattan.

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:07- I totally agree. But I also think that is opening up the site to these types of arguments.

Anonymous said...

12:07, I agree, too (not the Chris Kattan guess - 12:07, sorry!)

I do forget about that blurb of legalese at the bottom. In which case, the author seems to be saying, cut me a break, the stuff originated by me is usually not true. So people shouldn't bitch about the inconsistencies, but realize it's not true. I don't understand how you use a real celebrity, though, as you did DS. Unless maybe she did agree to be part of this, and either thought better of it or is agreeing to keep up the mystique to keep traffic on the site.

Nevermind.

Dee said...

Why would Carmen Electra use Kattan for favors and presents. She's an established star. I thinks its another Playboy model. And if it was Carmen Electra I think we would have read in the tabs that she was spotted making out with an A list film actor.

missbliss said...

^^^ Exactly what I was going to post, 3:32.

It may well be Chris Katan (I cant think of any glaringly obvious reason why it couldnt be him) but I dont think the playboy model is Carmen.
a) she isnt just a playboy model. Im not sure that ENT would describer her as one.
b)She hasnt been seen snuggling any A-list actors recently that we know of.
c)Has absolutely no need to lead a guy on for gifts. Im sure she has plenty of cash.

I will keep thinking of who the playboy model could be :)

Anonymous said...

I think #1 is Shaq. "hot little thing" - plays for the Miami Heat
"2 or 3 times" - He's number 32. And, Kobe Bryant tried to take Shaq down with him when he was accused of rape by saying that Shaq pays women off to keep their affairs quiet all the time.