Actress - "Honey you go on and I'll be there in a minute. I have some more press to do."
Actor/BF/C lister - "OK."
The B-minus list actress then heads for a limo and climbs in. Stays in for ten minutes and gets out putting on fresh lipstick, and trying to fix her hair while she walks away. Out of the limo shortly after is an A list television actor (by definition) and sometime film actor checking to see if anyone noticed while tucking his shirt back in. Only about 30 people are standing around the limo. I'm sure no one will say anything. Ooops. Guess they did. Did I mention the A lister has a girlfriend?
How dumb can someone be? You may have noticed that there is an A list aging, but not old film star. Actually not A list. He's definitely A+. Some might even throw on another plus. Anyway, you will notice there is a certain woman he dates for a month or two and then she disappears. She then returns in six or seven months for another month or two. This cycle has been played out for a long time. Turns out that she is dumb. (How dumb is she?) I'm glad you asked. She is so dumb that our A+ actor has got her pregnant at least three times. Each time he tells her that he has had a vasectomy and so she can't possibly get pregnant. She always believes him and is always getting pregnant. In fact when she gets pregnant is when she disappears. Seems that is the actor's goal each time.
Thursday, June 28, 2007