Congratulations Lindsay
I must say that I was shocked that Lindsay's first stop after rehab was Vegas. I thought she was probably going to just change one addiction for another, but as far as I know she stayed away from the buffets. Oh, did you think I was going to say gambling? Turns out Lindsay did eat instead of gambling, just didn't hit any of the buffets. What kind of buffet do you think she would go for? I think most people would say Bellagio, but I think she is a little lower than that on the buffet scale. Now, we aren't talking Sahara or Circus Circus here, but maybe something like the Aladdin.
It appears as if in most of these photos that Lindsay could use a drink. That's a good thing. Mean's she didn't. She even hooked up an alcohol monitor to her body so everyone would know if she did, or if some blogger said she did, she could sue the living hell out of them. But the problem is that now that she has worn it once, what are people going to say when she isn't wearing it?
I'm glad she took her long suffering assistant to Vegas. Anyone who has had to put up with Lindsay and Samantha deserves a trip to Vegas and a huge raise.
I believe the one least likely to be a hooker there in the middle is Lindsay's assistant.
The guy on the left is an entertainment lawyer. I think he has a fascination with George Michael. Criss Angel is the freak in the middle. I'm sure his wife is sorry to see him go. It kind of looks like Lance Burton with a crewcut on the end but I'm to lazy to look.
No doubt they are discussing the two on the end who are from a really bad Kate Hudson Chris Robinson look-a-like show. The problem is they are both men.
Well maybe she learned something from Samantha. Well two things then.
She actually looks like the Lindsay I met. Looks good huh?
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Who'd get the alert if she drank?
Are we sure she didn't buy that at Toys-R-Us or Pleasure Chest?
Can we fix one of those for me that alerts the bartender every time my glass is empty?
I know, I must be unclear on the concept, but necessity is the mother of boozevention, right?
So what, alcohol monitor. We all know that is not what she went to rehab for. Perhaps a nostril swaberator is needed. I just made up a new word, yay.
I love it! Not even noon here and it's already a Twofer' I must incorporate "boozevention" and "swaberator" into my vocab immediately
So appearant those whole 45 days of rehab and how you should avoid the places that would provoke the drinking and coke snorting... where does she go? to a bar.
So happy to see that she did not learn a thing.
Does she really think this is going to bode well for her with the court? I don't see the judge thinking she has cleaned up her act, if the first place she goes after being released is on a three day bar crawl.
The saddest thing is.. the girl is a talented actress and is throwing it away. If anyone ever really needed a true friend... it is Lindsay.
Bring on the blow and Oxi....she doesn't look bloated yet...
Puh-lease! She still doing the red bull and "water." Change it up Linds, how about some Kool-Aid?
"Red flavor is my favorite." I can see that is Us Weekly, it can be on their buzz meter.
I give her two weeks! Do I have any takers?
Kelly- swaberator is going into my verbal vocabulary today.
Damn, you're swaberator is strong today! Insert carefully. :)
You'll be able to tell when she falls off the wagon because she'll lose the big "smiley" smile and go for the "come hither" pout.
Brendlove, don't forget the sneer. She does the evil sneer too! But you're right, she's smiling real smiles. Creepy. I mean Yeah! (fake enthusiasm)
Actually, the saddest thing is that I still have a big gay crush on her. Must just be my naive hope that the lesbian rumors are true.
Oh, I think the rumours about all of her habits are probably still true.
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