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27 comments:
Oh, Twisted, I knew I liked you, Sister!
Ha! Come on people, add to these!
Hilarious! How bout some Valtrex in the trunk.
-Lucky
Heee! How about:
Don't hunt for the cunt she'll roll you a blunt.
Coke up the ass, she's goes really fast.
Rim jobs? Sure no prob!
God guys, I could go on and on...Paris is tooo easy! LOL!
Way to go, Tracee!!!
Twisted you set the tone and really inspired me! ;)
"Ford: meeting and exceeding the vadge-flashing needs of today's generation of herpetic celebutards."
That's a good one, because the celebutards will never understand wtf Ford is trying to say.
Ford! It's not just a sore on your lip anymore.
Ford, an easy ride with a herpes glide!
We make them big so she'll squeal like a pig.
4 doors to fit all your whores!
Hez and Twisted you're crackin me up!
One more:
Built tough, to handle that dirty cunt.
Just remember, it's a Ford, not Fort Knox. We're easy (to get into).
LMAO!! Think we'll be hired for the ad campaign?
Put the pedal to the metal and get blotchy on your crotchy.
The vehicle boasts heated seats, pre-treated with Valtrex upon request, to fight that "not-so-fresh" feeling... and the blistered anal lesions, of course.
Now you AND your buddies can check the oil with their dipsticks and feel the difference.
Special alarm feature for break-ins and break-outs.
Heeeheeeeee!
Like to spread them wide? We've got your ride.
Like to use the word n****r? We'll protect you, our truck are bigger.
Ford cars are modifeied to see for you just in case you have a cock eye that can't see around your penis nose. Two additional wipers on the driver's seat to help you with those cracking itchy sores because even skanks need to drive in style.
How about a new model called the Ford Lesion?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW but awesome.
Safe sex will mean three condoms and buckling your seatbelt.
Sadly I'm most inspired when I can't stand total waste of sperm, can ya tell?
It keeps going long after her hoeing.
Won't save ya from herpes but holds the extra large slurpees.
Jinxy, the slurpee one was a gutbustah!
the new ford hoe mobile.
18 blow jobs per gallon city
23 blow jobs per gallon hwy.
So jinxed, LOVE that 'holds the extra large slurpees'! She's a drink holder.
Some said - the 'ho mobile' is a perfect new model name, and oh the mileage you can get.
You guys are sick. In a good way.
The new Ford Escape. Comes with full automatic choke! Te he
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