Quick and dirty like Paris in the back of a Ford Escape. Hey at least it has room for her surfboard. Hang on, I need to go back and add to my rant. Be right back. OK, back. Just had to add a few more descriptions of Paris. If you think of any that I missed and that won't get me sued, please pass them along and we can all make it the longest sentence in the world. Give R.E.M a run for their money. Then I will find all the photos of Paris posing with products and have one big jolly post. It will be the happ, happ, happiest f**king post of all time. Now, on with the show.
#1 – Ummmm. She's told everyone she's pregnant, BUT she hasn't been to a doctor (OB/GYN), AND has taken no pregnancy test. She has simply missed a period or two.
#2 – Comes from AP and like all good AP stories they come from the women's restroom. Seems this female B list television/ made for tv movie / maybe one good movie role actress who has done the whole “I'm not anorexic or bulimic anymore even if I ever was,” type speeches has been seen in the bathroom twice in the last ten days or so by AP puking up all the appetizers and drinks she had cheerfully consumed 30 minutes earlier.
Oh, thinking of AP reminded me that the “spy” who goes to the events for me and does those reports you love wants me to go the Emmy Awards with her which means she won't be texting like crazy. So, I have to think of a way to get out of it gracefully because otherwise you will have to go with what I remember or maybe I could try live blogging. Anyway, sorry for the interruption.
#3 – Have you noticed this A+ list couple hasn't been photographed together lately even though he has been. Do you think she is enjoying her long “vacation” because he slept with their maid's daughter or because he hit on and got rejected by the son of a family friend. Both happened but who knows which caused the “vacation.”
#4 – There is this network, should be a hit, dramedy show, and it seems that a married actress on the show is having a little thing with the currently unmarried, main star power, but not really the lead actor on the show.
Bonus – This jackass B+ actor, on a hit network drama was in a restaurant for lunch on Wednesday and was dissatisfied with his food. He called the waiter over to complain. When he didn't feel the waiter was being attentive enough to his needs our actor took the ketchup covered cheeseburger and threw it at the waiter. Well threw is an overstatement since the waiter was about 1 foot away. Our married actor then got up with his ho of the day and walked out.