I'm so crushed over what Jennifer Garner was wearing the other day that I don't have any energy for pregnancy rumors but the short one may be about to breed again.
I always thought Jon Lovitz was a lover and not a fighter. Actually I don't think he gets that much loving because he's really not that attractive. On the other hand he is very well paid and so there is probably some 20 year old girl who is all over him as I type this. Anyway, he kicked the living crap out of Andy Dick but had a really good reason.
I think Zac Efron is a really nice guy and I'm glad he and Vanessa Hudgens are "dating."
Naomi Campbell for Dunkin Donuts. What? Did you think there was going to be a print campaign of her slugging them down with some coffee while dressed in lingerie? It's kind of what I was hoping, but, nope, it's going to be about her losing her temper. That's nice too, but not as much fun as her being half naked with glazed donut lips.
The only thing I can figure is that if Paris will trade coke for anal sex then Scott Storch must be getting something to help her record her new album. Yes, you read right. Even though more people got herpes in the last year than bought her last album, she's making another. Speaking of herpes, Paris was making out with some guy named Tyler Atkins over the weekend. Go ahead and make your appointment at the Department of Health now Tyler. Saves time when you do it in advance. Hell, they might even have a Paris Hilton wing by now.
Tara Reid's breasts are not really designed for playing football while wearing a bikini. Something has to give.
Bridget Moynahan is going to try and give birth on Gisele Bundchen's birthday. Classic.