Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Nicole Richie Is Pregnant And Getting Married While Paris Spreads And Katharine McPhee Teases


Nicole is pregnant, or you can read that Nicole is pregnant and getting married.

The Nick and Vanessa photos are just a publicity stunt. Guess Vanessa really does need some attention and a job.

Justin and 50 Cent wrote a song about loving porn.

Al Reynolds isn't gay.

Philip Clapp wants to play the field. Philip is the real name for Johnny Knoxville. So when he married his wife and she took his name did he give her the clap? I know, I know. But come on, it was right there for the taking. Had to do it.

Just like when Paris sees a camera she opens her mouth, I think when she lays down she automatically spreads her legs. She's very ladylike don't you think?

Katharine McPhee in Stuff Magazine



34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeez, Nicole Ritchie giving birth (with her emaciated body and all the rumors of excessive drug use) is a tragedy. She can't even take care of herself, how is she going to take care of another life that is dependent on her.

Anonymous said...

I hope Katherine McPhee disappears from the entertainment industry. She's an example of a person who can sing and looks pretty but just doesn't really win over the fans.

kim said...

christina agureila (sp) is having a baby also

Twisted Sister said...

Paris Hilton is the best example of white trash that I can think of. (With apologies to white trash.)

Anonymous said...

One could get herpes just looking at that picture of Hilton. Who the F*** lays like that on a beach, esp knowing the paps are always present. It is so incredibly sleazy, I am just disgusted....

kiki said...

she lays down her legs open its automatic with her.

Anonymous said...

Paris has a big white bandage over her cunt. Must be another severe herpes outbreak.

Anonymous said...

Nice Photoshopped legs on McPhee

Anonymous said...

But...but...but...I thought Paris had CHANGED!!!

Dennis Green ChicagoAll original said...

Katharine McPhee is bat shit crazy!!

B :) said...

I don't believe she is pregnant.

She's borrowing a prosthetic belly from the Simple Life's wardrobe.

Anonymous said...

I can not picture Nicole Richie with a child. Will she stuff it into one of her bags and feed it crumbs from her crackers and water diet?
And there is Paris, doing her charity work...


KIA

Anonymous said...

*sniff....snif.....*

What IS that horrible smell?



oh its the cunt....eeeewwwwwllll

Anonymous said...

Kat is a whore, bad example for kids.

Anonymous said...

Paris just wants to be a good role model, she said so! There she is on that beach demostrating to young girls who look up to her, just how much a girl needs to shave her muff. Not a hair in sight.

Excuse me, I need to go bleach my eyes after being traumatized by that crotch shot.

schneefloeckli said...

I guess she's either weighing over 88 or she's not pregnant. If you're less than 88 (=40kg), your menstruation stops. At least, that's what I've read...

MISS said...

AS SAD AS IT IS THAT NICOLE IS PREGNANT AND WILL BE A MOTHER, AT LEAST SHE CHOSE TO KEEP THE CHILD...

Anonymous said...

There was a BI a few weeks ago about a male star who lost big money at a gambling establishment and then had to do commercials to make up the $$.. Was it Zach Braff? I swear I heard him narrarating a Wendy's commercial. He totally seems like the type to say he would never do that.. but then turn around and do it when he lost millions..

Lauren said...

you def did hear Zach Braff on the Wendy's commercials! i bet its him for the gambling guy now doing commercials

Anonymous said...

those mcphee stuff photos are total ripoffs of the jessica simpson swiffer pics and the elle mcpherson pantyhose pics...stuff magazine apparently doesn't have very original photography staff

Anonymous said...

Would Zack be considered an A+(+) lister though?

Anonymous said...

But if you're a true A lister, what's a couple of million?

Well....if Michael Jackson can lose all his money, I guess an A list actor can to.

Anonymous said...

hey no posts TODAY??!!!what am I suppossed to do???actually work??!!!unfair i tell you!
JC

Anonymous said...

yeah, where is ENT? wasn't something big planned for today?

Anonymous said...

I thought there WAS!~!this is sucking major Beach Balls....oh well I only have 30 min to go!
JC

Anonymous said...

you know i can hate on Paris just as much as the next guy..but remember a snap of a camera takes a millisecond...that might have been a very unforgivable pap who just got the money shot and ran with it..doenst neccessarily mean she sat like that for hours you know.

god so much hate, you Americans are fucked.

Anonymous said...

Hey give the poor girl a break....she has got to air it out sometimes!

Anonymous said...

Um, it's the 4rth of July in the States. I'm pretty sure that's a national holiday for them so therefore this "lawyer" would not be on his site today.

Allison said...

Um, it is actually the fourth of july EVERYWHERE.

its only a holiday here in the US though.

feeling feisty, sorry.

Anonymous said...

He said somewhere not on Wednesday.

Anonymous said...

Anon @ 1:23 -
Only someone NOT from the U.S. would see this picture of Paris and think she's possibly innocent.

I'm being feisty, too ;-)

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:23 pm - how do you know all the posts are made by Americans? You are an idiot and YOUR country is fucked for having you as a citizen.

B :) said...

Hi all :)

I just opened up this thread and the first thing I read is 8:48. LOL,thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.That just made my day. I think I hurt my rib laughing.

hi enty :)

:)

I will read the rest. :)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There was a BI a few weeks ago about a male star who lost big money at a gambling establishment and then had to do commercials to make up the $$.. Was it Zach Braff? I swear I heard him narrarating a Wendy's commercial. He totally seems like the type to say he would never do that.. but then turn around and do it when he lost millions..


i think its george clooney-- he does the budwesier commercial