Would you want a lap dance from this? Well I can honestly say I've seen much worse looking strippers. I know, I know it's a shocker, that I've been to a strip club or two in my time. I actually prefer Cinemax to strip clubs as cable is cheaper, gets the job done and you can drink. In California you can't drink at strip clubs and when you see some of the dancers, you would like nothing more than a drink or seven. I actually think Britney looks like a decent looking stripper in this photo although the one beneath is not really all that hot. The one below kind of looks like she's having a seizure which is not something you look forward to when a dancer is giving you a lap dance.
Lindsay Lohan for Jill Stuart.
Amy Winehouse for Jack Daniels.
David Arquette for whatever weight loss company he wants to shill for. I guess he's trying to fast as long as his wife.
The stoned and drunk one in the middle looks familiar. I'll give you odds that the collective IQ of this bunch is about 100.
Plugs are good. Sticking your finger in a plug is bad. Juliette Lewis just wants you to be aware. Kind of her really.
If you guessed that's Fergie's mom you get a trip to the carnival. The guy is her husband and he passes out the prizes at the carnival. Interesting photo of his stepdaughter/son he chose to wear.