Saturday, July 07, 2007

Saturday Links

Madonna thinks Britney is selfish. Let's see. Madonna is 48 and Britney is 25. Now, when Madonna was 25 was she any better than Britney is now? Madonna lucked out because there was no internet 23 years ago. She had enough trouble without 200 gossip sites tracking her and 300 paps. Her almighty act is really tiresome because she was probably just as bad if not worse than Britney. Stick to music and quit whining about how everyone needs to be an uptight, fake English accent, thinking you are still 20, bad acting, naked on every page of a 200 page book, sleeping with anything that walked ho.

Now it's going to cost Tony money to get out of this damn thing.

So Mariah is allegedly much better in her latest acting role. That's not saying much if you think about it.

Jim Carrey will play every role in a new version of A Christmas Carol. He will also be the caterer, grip, gaffer, and honey wagon driver.

John Travolta is a slut.

Eva Mendes in a bikini. You know. Just in case you are into that kind of thing.

Pictures of Shar Jackson at Chippendale's surrounded by half naked men. You know. Just in case you are into that kind of thing.

A Mighty Heart is dying a slow, painful death.

Pete Burns from Dead or Alive left his wife of 25 years to marry a guy.

Pics of Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook. They look thrilled to be together.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes, britney needs to clean up her ac, but madonna needs to shut up. i say she's doing it for the attn.cuz no one's writing about her.

Anonymous said...

I just found out about this a few days ago and I'm HOOKED. Thanks so much :)

Anonymous said...

Madonna and Candy Spelling need to hook up.

Anonymous said...

Wow that's irony- a blogger giving their insight/opinion in a public forum on the dumbass opinion of another public forum. Just kidding... I agree and throw that Paltrow chick in there as well.

434 said...

Madge, Madge, Madge. Kettle black calling. If you would like I will post an experience that I had with her at a birthday party a few years back.
kisses

Anonymous said...

post it 434!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yah, you must post 434!

Anonymous said...

The only difference between Madonna and Britney is that Madonna didn't have two children while she was out tramping it up. That's a huge difference, but Madge has no room to talk. If you can't be a part of the solution, don't jump in and be a part of the problem, kwim?

434 said...

picnic/beer/fun
now
Long post
later
Preview
dragqueens&Timberlands&brutalbeating&DemiMoore&rapstar

kisses

Anonymous said...

What was Tony thinking? Eva on the other hand is having the time of her life in every picture her smile could not be any bigger.
He is 25
she is 32
do the math

Anonymous said...

We shall be waiting, 434. Don't let us down.

kellysirkus said...

8:43 - Check out the insightful words of wisdom Candy Spelling posted on HuffPost. She's such a fool. Nothing says "Dignified" like posting open letters on TMZ! She really needs to spend more time with her grandchild and less time in her "letter writing room."

As long as we're throwing people in the STFU pot, can we add Ann Coulter and Parasite?

Anonymous said...

amen, Enty!

Madge forgets she was once a whore who fucked entire teams from the NBA.

Anonymous said...

I forget which older female singer compared the 80's Madonna to a hard street hooker.

Although these days Madonna looks like a Nobel prize winner when compared to Britney and Paris. I guess someone has successfully lowered the standards.

It's your kids, Marty. Something's got to be done about your kids!

Tracee said...

Hey Ent, that blast on Madonna was LE-NG-THY! Almost thought you were a goner. Whew!

Madonna is a publicty hog. She tried for so long to change the girl, being her best friedn and then she talks about her in public? That's ballsy! And that's Madonna, being Madonna.

Holiday! Just like a prayer. Like a virgin. Cherish. Vogue!

Damn, I missing ALOt of songs.

But Madonna has been known as a bitch and she's not gonna let Brit take the throne.

Anonymous said...

Shows how little you know about Madonna. At 25, Madonna was not a mother of two out getting drunk every night and going in and out of rehab. It's unlikely that Madonna even said these things about Britney as she has repeatedly said she does not make rude comments about other artists. (And I use the term artist very loosely when referring to Britney)

kellysirkus said...

When I look at Jessica Simpson (or Janet Jackson or LinZ Lohan or Britney Spears or ...) One thing comes to mind: A parent should NEVER be a child's manager (or agent or attorney) A parent shoud be just a parent. Your "compensation" is your child growing into a healthy stable adult. If you as a parent CHOOSE to schlep your kid around to gymnastics or swimming or football or auditions - that is your choice. If you are going to claim that you should be paid for you time, then you are no longer looking after your kids' best interests! I think Papa Jackson is the best example we can look at as to how these kids turn out. Even the Osmonds are pretty messed up! Joe Simpson and Dina Lohan and Lynn Spears should all be ashamed of themselves and sooner or later they will all be cut out of their kids' dysfunctional lives!

pusssykatt said...

what's going on with all the funky veins and knots on Eva's legs, feet and knees?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Shows how little you know about Madonna. At 25, Madonna was not a mother of two out getting drunk every night and going in and out of rehab. It's unlikely that Madonna even said these things about Britney as she has repeatedly said she does not make rude comments about other artists. (And I use the term artist very loosely when referring to Britney)

3:28 PM

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oh here we go. here come all the madonna queens. how soon you forget she was off fucking men like charles barkley and dennis rodman! and even wanted to have a baby with him. talk about a sick fuck. or how about all of the random puerto rican boys she would fuck in her limo while cruising for fucks in ny. basically whores who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

britney had her rough spot and is trying to get her life together. one thing i will always admire about her is that she KNOWS her place. she isn't delusional like Madge who thinks she's a musician.

the nerve of madonna talking about somebody elses problems and selfishness when thats what madge's career was based on! how many people did she exploit along the way. lets see vanilla ice, ricky martin, the gay guy from my best friend's wedding, britney spears and now she's onto the "it" producers timbaland and jt.

give it up madge, you are no longer relevant.

Anonymous said...

I agree with everyone who said Madonna did not have 2 KIDS at 25- HUGE difference.

I also agree with everyone who said Madonna should shut the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

Right on Ent! You echo my very thoughts on Madonna these past few years!

Bitter Exes Rule! said...

could anon 6:34 possibly be...carlos leon?

Anonymous said...

A Mighty Heart is a reallly good movie, released at the wrong time of the year, with what had to be the lamest publicity. Angelina will be nominated for an Oscar, she's that good in the movie.

Lara said...

What the fuck is all this backwards "Woman who has enjoys and lots of sex = whore" bullshit?

Examine yourselves for a moment and think about whether you want to be that idiot.

Lara said...

Hrm, that should read "Woman who enjoys and has lots of sex". Re-reading before posting = a good idea.

434 said...

Here is the story morning glory. Madge throws herself a birthday party. There were ~45 people inviited, ~25 show up. Who did come? Demi Moore and everyone who was required to. The entertainment has been arranged through Madge's brother Chris. He hired two dragacts. One drag act's schtick is: a washed up B movie beach actress from the 50's. She is in morning for her lost carreer, lost looks, etc. Kind of a howling 'poor me' act. This bitch weighs maybe 110 lbs soaking wet and is ~ 6' with heels. She is hysterical. She has a hat with a dead pigeon attached, good times. So she is singing, well warbling away, and Madge starts to heckle her. Sing me a happy song, sing me a song. No she isn't drunk/stoned. Remember there are less than 40 people here, this is like watching a slow train wreck. She is maybe 5 ft from the stage, and I am on stage left. The heckling continues. Madge is on this rapper's lap. I am wracking my brain to think of his name. Kinda tallish with braids that stick up out all over his head. She has her hands all over him and is kissing him. All of this while she is heckling this singer. She comes off the stage to serenade Madge. The drag queen comes over to her and the rapper picks up his leg and starts kicking her in the legs. He had Timberlands on, and huge feet. It was vicious and ugly.
Madge laughs her ass off. Says nothing to the asshole she is making out with, so he kicks her again. She is still on his lap.
The performer doesn't fall over or even make a sound. She finishes her song and gets off the stage. I come over to her and ask if she wants me to call the paramedics. The assault ripped through her hose (two pairs) and she has really large bruises and blood streaming down her legs. I hug her and tell her I am so so sorry. She says not to worry, these things happen sometimes. No one did anything to stop either Madge or the rapper. Including me. I was younger then and now I know better. It was really the only hate crime that I have ever witnessed. In my opinion, the singer was assaulted because he was a man in drag. I want this to come through about this story.
She is as much at fault as he is, maybe more so.
Consider this when you hear about all of her blathering about social issues.
As a side note, the singer called into Howard Stern the following morning to rip her to shreds.
kisses

Anonymous said...

OK, so no, Madonna did not have two children at 25 while whoring around, but she could have had about four children by then but chose to have abortions instead.

I guess you could say she was responsible for not bringing children into her crazy lifestyle at the time, but how responsible is someone who clearly wasn't using birth control regularly!!???

Anonymous said...

I think Madonna was as much a skank as these young hos. The difference was Madonna was in total control. She was smart, didn't excessively party in front of the paps, and knew when to "behave" when she had to. These young girls are just bat shit crazy and are totally out of control.

Tracee said...

434, that's some apalling info. Are you talking about the rapper Coolio? He's ugly as hell and the only rapper I know of who has braids sticking straight up, defying gravity. I thought Madge loved drag queens, just confirms she's a hooch. Still processing...

Anonymous said...

it depends from what time frame this was from, but yes madge sure loves herself some chocolate: dennis rodman, charles barkley,etc.

she was a wreck. the only difference was that there wasn't that many paparrazi around back then or a thousand gossip blogs.

of course madge is in control now but i wouldn't doubt this humanitarian bs is just a cover for what she's still into.

the rapper with braids? coolio, snoop dog? thats the only well known ones that have braids.

Anonymous said...

also britney had two kids with her husband! not just some random personal trainer or paid employee.