If You Talk Crap About The Mom It Doesn't Count--Now Safe For Work But Still Not The Stomach
When most parents see their children in jail, they worry about their safety or their health or what's going to happen to them when they get back into the free world. You want to know what Kathy Hilton worried about the most when Paris was in jail? "Seeing the rashes on her arms and face from the thin sheets." The freaking thread count on the thin sheets used in the jail was what she worried about the most? How spoiled is this damn family that when their daughter goes to jail, the thing they worry about most is the sheets. It seems that Paris breaks out in a rash if her skin is exposed to anything under a 1,500 thread count in her sheets. She prefers higher of course, but will suffer 1,000 if necessary should she be camping or in a third world country. Faced with sheets that had thread counts in single digits, Paris began breaking out and suffering like no socialite ever should. When Kathy and her husband were thwarted in their attempt to smuggle in a set of 1500's disguised as a poncho/shawl they instead let Paris rub against their clothes so her skin could remember what real fabric was supposed to feel like. 
As soon as Paris got home, Kathy was all ready with the real goods. "I had fresh, really soft towels, and really soft sheets and one of those really soft, cuddly [blankets] called 'my blankey,' and nice soft pillow cases."
You think this is as bad is gets don't you? You are thinking to yourself, Ent, I really can't get more disgusted with this family. But wait, there's more. Not one to ever let a good plug get by, Kathy Hilton served up this gem as well when she spoke about Paris' reaction to the sheets and towels.
"She went in, and she looked at the Fresh Farms soap, and she looked at the towels and the Evian water by her bedside. I wanted to make her feel really welcome. And we went downstairs and made a sandwich. And she ran outside with her doggie. And she ran, and she was screaming, 'Oh, this feels so good. I feel so lucky.' "
Two plugs from mom and Paris running with her doggie? I think Kathy has confused Paris' favorite position and the animal more commonly referred to as a dog. As in Paris' breath smells like dog piss. Were one to say her breath smelled like doggie piss it just wouldn't sound right.
I know this family is spoiled and high and mighty, but I didn't realize that Kathy Hilton was an idiot to the extent that she would actually let herself be quoted or saying these ridiculous things. Also, you would think Kiss Ass Magazine (People) would have advised her that she was going to look like the most spoiled diva and her kid the biggest brat on the planet if this got out. Maybe Kiss Ass Magazine had their nose so far in Kathy's ass that they couldn't say what she should have done.
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Yeah, and I hear her anal area broke out in bumps, too, because the toilet paper was only two ply. (insert sad, frownie face here)
Of course Kathy Hilton is an idiot, she raised and enables and rewards Paris for her stupidity and bad behavior.
And this quote? "I had fresh, really soft towels, and really soft sheets and one of those really soft, cuddly [blankets] called 'my blankey,' and nice soft pillow cases." Really takes the cake. How old is she?
That last photo - no bra, rolls of fat, all encased like a sausage in icky net - my eyes, my eyes! AGHHH!!
And another thing (sorry, I'm on a roll)...is that see through lace blouse or nightgown that leaves her nipples exposed really something she wants to be photographed in?
Umm, ent, some of us read this site at work and Hilton nipples are definitely NSFW. Hopefully I won't get fired.
older women who carrying a few extra pounds can still be the sexiest women in the room but not if they dress like skinny 20 year olds, then they just look old fat tramps. older women need to think Catherine Deneuve not Lindsey Lohan.
There is no way a girl can turn out as trashy and repulsive and moronic as Paris Hilton UNLESS she has a mother as skanky as Kathy Hilton. There is not one ounce of class in the entire family.
Just so silly. I need the laughs today! Thanks.
ROFL! Nice nipple covers there, Ent. No one could ever accuse you of being a photoshopping genius, but it gets the job done.
that's probably the color of her milk when she lactated - not that she would ever breastfeed her evil spawn
It's no wonder Paris turned out the way she did. Look at Kathy.
Nicky and the boys are just as bad behavior wise, they just don't need the attention as much as Paris.
They are nightmares
Paris gets it from moms.
when paris and nicky first hit the scene there was an interview i think with kathy hilton questioning the reputations of ehr daughters and they brought up a story that ran about paris danicing in a black doce and gabanna thong and kathy's reply.."well first of all d&G don't make thongs..lol.
she's an asshat.
Ent--thanks for making it safe for me to play at work. :) Also, wasn't there a rumor (the book House of Hilton) that Kathy was a high-class prostitute before marrying (ala denise and charlie sheen)
Kathy Hilton never has been, never will be, never could be, high-class anything.
You can dress it up in diamonds and pearls, but under it all it's still trash.
It probably smells, too.
What a waste of humanity.
Cyn
And we wonder why her daughter is such an attention whore.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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