Monday, August 20, 2007
Newspapers and blogs are all aghast that Justin Timberlake was spotted all over some mystery girl this past weekend. He was accused of cheating on Jessica Biel and being a womanizer. You know that last word had to come from the NY papers because except for the 80 year old editors of the NY papers, no one uses the word womanizer anymore.
Other blogs I guess for fear of being sued are saying Justin might have been cheating, and not just coming out and saying the real truth. How can Justin be cheating if he and Jessica are a made up, sham, not real, plastic, fake, a put up job, pseudo, "showmance,"can't believe you would fall for it, one of us is tired of the game, I need some publicity, we need some publicity, couple.
It isn't cheating. I swear to you if there are some kind of US, or People or any other tab that decides to run some form of Jessica's heartbreak, or Jessica devastated followed by a Jessica's new man series, I will bash them everyday, all day, and start a new blog devoted to their lunacy.