Jessica Simpson Breaks Her Nose
When I first heard about it, I was just hoping that she broke it while doing something unseemly with someone, but not her dad because that would be sick. Or that would have been great also if her dad broke Jessica's nose. That would be kind of cool. However, Jessica broke her nose as only Jessica could.
While filming her latest and hopefully last film (not counting sex tapes, and Playboy's Where Are They Now? Naked And Naughty series.) Jessica broke her nose after she accidentally hit herself in the face with a gun.
"I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!"
I am having a tough time even trying to visualize how this could have happened. What I can visualize is that her nose which she has often cited as her best feature will be so dramatically altered that she will make everyone forget about Jennifer Grey and just fade into obscurity and late night visits from dad.
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Hmmmm....
I smell an excuse to get a nose job...
Or so much coke that her nose is falling apart.
i am still shaking my head over this one ..
Right on Jewels! Although i really think Jessica could be pretty if she would just stop being orange and start dressing better.
I agree with Jewels. How very convenient after all the praise Asslee's new nose got. She claims that she broke it because she is clumsy so that it'll seem believable. I guess we'll know once her new nose emerges without the Pimpa Joe bump.
It's a nose job because of all the coke! And being jealous of her sister.
ding to the dong
Melissa, that was the first thing that came to my mind, as well. She sure did slim down fast. I wouldn't be surprised if she has done so much blow that her cartilage is gone.
Why don't we just make her wear a padded helmet and call it a day?
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